Candace

@TK_HelpDesk Can someone please help me process a change to my profile that's stopping me from purchasing a flight?

@flygyalkel @keyon High life?

When people who claim to be fans of jazz music talk about how Japanese jazz is better than American jazz it’s like…….. girl ok

@mminthecity I just got back from Phoenix which, yes, is near a college but I knew as very red when I lived there. I saw two 45 hats over 4 days and that’s it. And that was the same amount as Harris signs I saw which was almost more surprising

(i expected to hear wayyyyy more gloating in tampa, btw. besides a sign on a house near my friend’s and ONE man raising his voice to ensure we heard his glee about 45 winning as we were leaving the station — no one joined in with him — i haven’t heard anything.)

Back home and the next trip isn’t until Thanksgiving. Give thanks

Pre-check didn’t get added to my boarding pass and I only realized it at the last minute and I’m so disappointed in myself

I activated muscles I haven’t used in 9 years this weekend

I have full body soreness

Former ASU football player hit on me, so I guess I still got it even though I look BUSTED

This has been the longest 9 minutes of my life

A mother!

bro was absolutely prepared to lose his shit lmaoooooooooo

While quality issues are absolutely a thing in contemporary fashion, it is also true that many people take worse care of their clothes. Good laundry practice is a necessary part of sustainability.

I have no interest in watching Longlegs but @TaranKillam ‘s impression on @ComedyBangBang presents has me very intrigued, I can’t lie

Also, I understand things are tense and sad but don’t feel bad about sharing your good news today. Seeing positive news through all the mess has been helpful.

✨grateful✨

This isn’t a full flight so if my row gets filled it may be my 13th reason

I know why I booked a 7am flight but that doesn’t make me any less tired

“It’s what they voted for” is about the fullest extent of public comment and energy I’m willing to give in the interim. Whatever happens from here. It’s what they voted for.

cherries and cream by remi wolf is so fucking good, it makes me feel like this