Thorpeyxo

When my mate asked if she’d told me about her worst first date I didnt anticipate this...

@_anonymny Smashing Leeds into the dirt #shockandawe #comevisit #cantbestopped

Suns out buns out guns out tonnes (of beer) out #beerinmeasuresofweight #nocomply #noodlelord

@TTNGuk @deltasleep Is there any tickets on the door for this?? :(( i think i missed out!!

Temple of Boom, Leeds 🇬🇧 tonight with @deltasleep Doors at 7pm

Leaving uni mid lessons to go home and nap is a new level of laziness for me #cantstopthistrain

@monojacques Urgh vile

@monojacques Satans little beads of disappointment

Theres few things i hate more than couscous and youre one of them...

I cant handle levels of idiocy im subjected to at the moment #Trauma #why #

@monojacques Siegfried Sassoon is that you??

Just did a food shop for the rest of the week for £1.56 #everythinggoeswithrice #studentlife #lifeofthorpey #mud

If music be the food of love, play on #yesyes

The days you end up stood behind the bellend at a gig #pieandpeas

@hexalgon Year one?

Fucking lcom you piece of shit #deathstar #brazil #trumpets #deathbyclassical

Fuck subway its just sarnies init #footlong #rathereatafilletofish #playstation4 #dayoff #violin

So hungover. #jarjarbinks

Why does my house sound like theres a set of fairy elephants smashing about #fuckinghell #simmerdown #gumbutnotsticky #idoiots #haveadayoff