Carl Bateman

Reminder: Programmer for hire - (mostly web-based) computer graphics, creative coding, games Contract, permanent or consultancy Training: groups or one-to-one @WebGL, @OpenGL, #GLSL, #JavaScript, #Cpp, C#, #sql #3D, #AR, #VR, #WebAR, #WebVR @babylonjs, @threejs, @playcanvas

@IsThisA3DModel "my" "original" content Yeah, right.

love seeing AI accounts complain about their Twitter payouts not being enough. you post AI spam on a website. the monetization feature should be removed entirely.

Voldemort says every Death Eater who beat a cop and tried to subvert democracy deserves a slice of a $1.8 billion payout and a pardon!

@Inhumansoflate1 Every quarter, our employer would have an all-hands meeting where they would tell us how the company is doing fantastic, making lots of money with great prospects for making more money in the future. But somehow when it came time for raises, they were always less than inflation.

@fuckyouiquit I'm curious what their plan is for when the other companies they're getting their AI from to replace workers start hiking up their prices much higher much faster than employees have ever been able to negotiate any raises

@fuckyouiquit Companies will pay any amount of money, suffer any loss, bear any risk to not pay their employees.

There’s always money available, just not for us

Athens bar

Telling my kids this is what driving home after having an argument sounded like in the 1980s #synth #80s #classic80s #nostalgia

Gudim @like_gudim

just a friendly reminder that if an AI generated it, you didn't make it 🥰

@fesshole Hey, an actual use for ChatGPT.

Lawyer at big company. When we get sued I have to do a risk-weighted assessment of how much the claim is worth. For the last few years I've just plucked a number out of thin air every time. Now the auditors want a presentation on the methodology I use to calculate it. Gulp.

Dear @Keir_Starmer, you said to big tech: 'If you profit from harm & abuse, you lose the right to self-regulate' - yet you've done almost nothing to tackle scam ads? An Open Letter to the PM from @MoneySavingExp & @WhichUK highlighting Govt's repeated, ongoing, flaccid treatment of scam ads

@tinyrowlet Doesn’t this policy make it easier for any man to go into the women’s toilets or change rooms and just clam to be F at birth? Have they inadvertently opened up an opportunity to make it more dangerous for women?

since reading comprehension is very difficult for some of you i hope this helps

@Nuclearpasta1 😉

@CarlBateman ah, it was an old typo. I fixed it on the page, but it stayed on the preview XD

New page! link in bio or down here.

You’re not an artist if AI makes your art for you.

God sacrificed His only Son. Trump has certain delusions. Maybe Barron, Eric and Jr. should be feeling a big nervous?

I'm being left behind by the AI revolution in the same way I was left behind when Heaven's Gate ascended to join the spaceship that was hiding behind a comet.