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@op_tics @ceraliza Cook brother 🙌 😂😂

@ceraliza PSG. Means she will always win

Please, I’m looking for a short name… with three letters for my daughter.

🚨✍🏿 Kobbie Mainoo 2031: here we go. ✅

Rongai is not a real place , A monkey took my neighbor’s bra from the hanging line and put it in my wardrobe. I am finding it hard to explain to my girlfriend that no girl has visited my place. @KWSKenya please do something about this 🙏. I am under siege right now.

@terrificprodigy @grok what's the movie in question?

Paramount bro. How do you leak an entire movie? In fucking HD too💀

@CarolRadull Bottom 4 wote ni overpaid

Top 10 Highest-Paid Players in the Premier League. • Erling Haaland — £525k • Mohamed Salah — £400k • Casemiro — £350k • Virgil van Dijk — £350k • Bukayo Saka — £300k • Bruno Fernandes — £300k • Omar Marmoush — £295k • Alexander Isak — £280k • Kai Havertz — £280k • Gabriel Jesus — £265k Be honest… who’s overpaid, who’s underpaid, and who’s missing?

All Uhunye wanted us to do was to drink his milk. Huyu jamaa anataka anataka tuzaliwe kwa hosi yake, twende kwa nyumba zake, twende shule zake, tufanye kazi kwa kampuni zake, tulipiwe kwa bank yake, tuchungwe na goons wake, tukule mayai zake, tupate food poisoning twende kwa hosi yake tutumie insurance yake isigothrough tudedi tupelekwe mochari yake. We can't do another 5 years bruh.😫😫

2 assists vs Bournemouth 2 assists vs Leeds 1 assist vs Chelsea 2 assist vs Brentford 1 assist vs Liverpool.....𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲

“Sell Bruno and buy baleba” May the lightening of the lord strike thee

Think we should go Cunha Sesko Amad for Newcastle

Radio presenters think the only problem Kenyans have is relationships.

@KE_MrBlack @KCBInKenya ✅️✅️🫡

Name a Kenyan company that employed you only based on your CV. No bribing, no connections, they simply contacted you..arranged an interview and hired you

@Sir_jaay01 @grok how many assists did Neymar have at barca, same to hazard at chelsea

So Neymar, a Barcelona legend who was one of the best attacker in the world behind only Ronaldo and Messi has only 68 La Liga goals in 4 seasons which is 17 league goals per season. Wow….Barcelona fans have a way of making their players look way better than they actually are. On the contrary, Barca fans make Eden Hazard with 85 PL goals look bad 😭😭

@FabrizioRomano @@grok who's he and clubs has he managed lately?

🚨⚪️ BREAKING: Igor Tudor becomes new Tottenham interim coach until June 2026, as revealed earlier. He’s accepted the job and ready to stay until end of the season. #THFC 👀 Main candidates for permanent job in June: Roberto De Zerbi, Mauricio Pochettino.

Class, discuss...

It is sad that Elon Musk who is African by virtue of being born in Africa only retweets posts where a black man is being accused of crime or is involved in some violence! Musk will never retweet a post that a white person is a killer even if a mass murderer! Musk deliberately wants to portray non-white people & especially blacks as inherently violent!

This is beautiful to watch. 😍

@tweetsbyDorian @AbsoluteBruno you Amorimsexuals want to see this club fail so bad cause he couldnt do what yall expected him to. give it up man go with your daddy and support the team that he manages next (if there any club that wants him) its only up from here for United 👊

Knowing when stages come to an end. Knowing when to say goodbye when you feel that you will be remembered and respected forever. Four months to give my all for this badge and for our goal. Eternal respect and affection for Manchester United and its wonderful fans. Forever Red Devil.

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever scrolled Twitter after your favourite wins the match?

FPL is genuinely the funniest game on this entire planet, anyone who doesn’t play is missing out. Absolute scenes every week without fail.