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@iamswag6ixsneh @japhetho Oya go and buy s26 ultra used for 500k And if you can't, na god go púnish you

@japhetho Na Samsung you go buy for 2m and sell it 500k after just one month of usage.. I always kuku dash them out rather than selling it.. zero resale value

Samsung sef get eh own for body ohh... Zero resale value, absolutely zero

@NoBxpp Too much 😔

Dem useless gan

CAN suppose to be the most uséless organisation in Nigeria

I think GOD don't find all SOULS precious anymore 😭 One is one day

My dear Nigerians, colleagues in the media, critics, and everyone who lent their voice during this difficult period, I sincerely thank you all. To everyone who spoke concerning my release, prayed for me, and demanded fairness, I will never take your concern and solidarity for granted. And even to those who disagreed with me or questioned my actions, I still appreciate your voices because democracy gives room for different opinions. I also want to say clearly that my desire has never been to bring down any institution or create division. I respect the sacrifices of the men and women serving this country, just as I remain committed to speaking for ordinary Nigerians who dream of a better nation. Since the matter is still before the court, I will avoid making statements that may interfere with the legal process. However, I remain confident in the rule of law and due process. At this moment, my focus is not bitterness, blame, or conflict. My focus remains the Nigeria we all deserve — a Nigeria that works for everyone, where justice is fair, opportunities are equal, and where the child of nobody can truly become somebody without knowing anybody. This experience has only strengthened my belief that Nigeria must continue to grow through dialogue, understanding, accountability, and unity. Thank you once again to everyone who stood up in one way or another. God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria 🇳🇬 Justice can't be cracked

@FPriscie @StudentByNature An average Penaldo fans is just as mãnnerless, cocky, retárded as their ewu😂 I'm not surprised What a lame comeback, try harder sláve

@StudentByNature Just the way you have failed your family woefully. You dey banter person wen him captain ban alone can buy your whole family. Anyone who hates Ronaldo actually doesn't have humanity in them. You can love Messi and still respect the achievements of both of them.

Al Nassr signed this man for instant success, but he failed so woefully that the club had to literally spend a fortune buying half of Europe’s elite just to drag his deadweight across the finish line for a trophy after years of trophyless ghosting. The ultimate ootballing Homelander, very insecure with fragile ego masquerading as a saviour while demanding absolute credit for work he didn't do. When the team loses a match, he shares a collective photo of the squad to spread the blame, but the moment he got carried to a trophy while doing absolutely nothing, he posts a solo picture of himself captioned "champions." This toxic, self-centered delusion is exactly why Real Madrid happily packaged him away and prevented his return, why Juventus has spent years financially and structurally crippled trying to recover from his parasitic tenure, and why he single-handedly dismantled Erik ten Hag's project during his disastrous second stint at Manchester United. Europe completely blacklisted him, forcing him to settle for a paycheck in Saudi Arabia he once publicly looked down upon with arrogance. His entire legacy is built on a desperate, manufactured PR campaign to stay relevant when his actual greatest achievement in life is simply being mentioned in the same breath as Lionel Messi.

@1miccc @Ryanair Just like your Penaldo Saudi Carmel 😆😆

@Celibacy007 @Ryanair Sick Mf

does he not have teammates?

@Engr_Bichi @Ryanair Yeah I will As long as it makes you Penaldo fans láment 🤗

@Celibacy007 @Ryanair I see you are crying so continue

@Greatness2k25 @FabrizioRomano What a lame comeback 😂 Oh yes if you say so but seeing Penaldo fans wáiling gives me immense joy 😂😂😂

@Celibacy007 @FabrizioRomano You no get joy for home?

⭐️🇸🇦 OFFICIAL: João Félix wins Saudi Pro League Player of the Season Award for 2025/26. 20 goals, 13 assists for the Portuguese who joined from Chelsea last summer.

@Praizok4 @FabrizioRomano So Benzema won what? Worse player of the season right 😂🤣 Just pack it up man, Ronaldo is not it anymore, it's high time you his fans be humble and if you guys think you won't, world cup is coming, that should humble all of you by force

The day I started seeing this gender differently was when I saw 2 roommates cooking the same food with different pots and diff gas cookers at the same time in the same room. In my mind I was like: if you two hate each other so much then why the heck are you living together FFS

The self acclaimed goat was literally carried 😭😭 What a good time for his fans 😁

@Cristiano @AlNassrFC_EN @AlNassrFC Even Grok AI makes better decisions in life than penaldo fans 🤣😂😆

CHAMPIONS!!!!! 🏆 🟡🔵

@big_zehrry As funny this may look, it's fvcking true

Their fate if they were born in Nigeria 😂

@DesmondOElliot Who are these slaves shouting and singing FFS Being a Nigerian is a cúrse

There were clear cases of intimidation across different polling units, and my supporters were denied access to accreditation — let alone voting. This is not democracy. #apcprimaries

@big_toga127 @itsSh0la Where did I mention that I hàte him?

@Celibacy007 @itsSh0la Why hate ur fellow man.

Men who make 2M upwards monthly in Nigeria, how do y’all do it?

@yabaleftonline Please no one should come for me I'm just curious Can an aircraft be reversed?

“I forgot I had a stream with my boy Peller & I went off to Abuja. Once he called, I reversed the jet back to Lagos. These young folks make me feel super younger so I can never fail them” — Cubana Chief Priest reveals as he flaunts his lifestyle in a private jet.