KronMoloch

@Abortius Defo, keep trying them until you find something you think is tasty

Why do people like Alcohol 😭 Am I drinking the wrong type? 🧍

@justalexoki Are you a virgin?

why does working out fasted feel so much better

@frozenaesthetic Because you can tune a piano but you can't tunna-fish 🤣

Why do Americans say "tuna fish" We know tuna is a fish, just say tuna

@TI75650484 @DividedSelf_94 You can in actuality, but not for the full price, you can only return an item for no reason within 14 days of receiving it (shipping time isn't included) and two years if it breaks by itself (you can't smash it or dunk it in water) but yeah, apple is different

@DividedSelf_94 え、まってだとすると毎年iPhone新機種が出たら返品すれば1回だけ買えば永年無料？

Reddit読んでたら日本から高級家電を購入しようとしてた欧米ユーザーが「え、日本って返品制度ないのか？」って騒いで、周囲のユーザーも「信じられないけどあの国には消費者が返品できる制度はないんだよ…」と蛮国みたいな扱いをされていた。日本の消費者保護の弱さは海外から見ると異常らしい。

@dai119277 @DividedSelf_94 At a discount, you can find returned and resealed items on sale as "already opened" at a discount, I'm guessing they either try to fix if it was broken or send it back to the producer or try to sell the product again if it's in good condition,

@DividedSelf_94 その返品された商品は確実に中古品として売られたり分解廃棄されるのか？ 新品の商品として売られてるなら普通に駄目じゃないの？ 基本中古品を掴まされるって話じゃないか

@aIIuringskies Well, did you buy one for him as well?

hopefully my dad doesn't mind me hanging this up 🥹

@Truthful_ast Needs some Q10 there

Ablative shield cracks!

@ayesha_fatiima Mine has 8GB and works fine

NEVER BUY A 16GB RAM LAPTOP IN 2026 NEVER BUY A 16GB RAM LAPTOP IN 2026 NEVER BUY A 16GB RAM LAPTOP IN 2026 NEVER BUY A 16GB RAM LAPTOP IN 2026 NEVER BUY A 16GB RAM LAPTOP IN 2026 NEVER BUY A 16GB RAM LAPTOP IN 2026 NEVER BUY A 16GB RAM LAPTOP IN 2026 go ahead and ignore this you’ll regret it !!!

@JeffSBrayAuthor @itswords_ What do you mean "video mode"? And do you use an iphone?

@itswords_ While not the moon, I caught Orion. Don't use the camera. Use video mode, focus to infinity, lower light level and increase exposure, then take your shot.

I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

@TheLil3K @i2cjak Yeah, that's where the air gets out, but it comes in from the keyboard, don't believe me, just try it out

@CharonMoloch @i2cjak Vents are on the back of the laptop so it’s a moot point

software “engineers” are so retarded. TAILSCALE. VPS. DISABLE SLEEP WHEN YOU SHUT THE LID. what is wrong with these idiots a fucking ELECTRICAL ENGINEER has to explain this to you

@_vividblossom Well that's why you use your legs and feet duh...

tonight my husband said he doesn’t think human bodies were made to harm each other because the bones in our hand are so fragile that it hurts to hurt

@yxriev I see the problem here, you're British

@aaliyahvtuber_ "haha, yeah..."

As a man, what’s your reaction when a woman says “All men are trash”?

@britishpine1989 I like it

落書き

@Kulain_101 @Minorikyun Yes and no, "yourself" isn't something fixed and you can change a little at least if you keep doing an action, if that action brings success, then you will be insensitived to do it more, so...

@Minorikyun Isn’t it better to just be myself rather than do something fake

girls love getting lovebombed btw. this is a surefire way to get a gf

@SpaceWalkerReal Because they feel like they have no say in how their future will pan out, in their eyes it's the right thing to do

It's GENUINELY scary to see how many Millenials & Zoomers are living their lives not even HOPING to get married or have children. They are literally going through life with themselves as their only priority, fully okay with dying childless. What this also means is: These people have NO PERSONAL STAKES in the future health and prosperity of our society, outside of the ~100-year window they're alive in.

@tadanoasahi How did you get rid of the stretch marks?

1年半で40kg減量！ どっちの体型が好き？？？

@ifmarcellasz What are you talking about? Nobody is grading you, it's ok to be bad and fail, just go for it, ask people out

O dilema de querer namorar porque nunca namorou antes, mas também ninguém querer te namorar por você nunca ter namorado antes, mas não tem como conseguir a experiência de um namoro sem namorar primeiro

@jinxednana I volunteer to hold your hand

hereby handing in my loser girl application: 22y/o virgin, lives w her parents, no job no motivation, no aspirations, no real hobbies just depression, extremely socially anxious & awkward, doesnt ever drink/party, never even held hands romantically, i could do this all day lol