Jamie Chudley

Full-time at Wembley.

@Nuel006 Apart from Casemiro and Mainoo, at least 2 of those are upgrades on what we’ve got! The jury is out on Ederson for me

So United fans are telling me Ederson, Tonali and Matheus Fernandes would be a bad midfield rebuild from INEOS. The Athletic reported that Manchester United are definitely moving for Tonali and Ederson, and today “Westham_Central” confirmed that Matheus Fernandes will join United. I think some fans are beginning to ask for too much, if you ask me. That’s a midfield rebuild with energy, ball progression, technical quality, aggression and actual balance. Not every signing has to be a £100M superstar for it to make sense. And Tonali is the marquee signing too

@RisingGemsz I’m glad I’m not the only one who is underwhelmed by it. However, I’ll give him a fair chance 🤟🏽

Why am I not excited about this? There is literally zero dopamine behind this transfer, but I hope Éderson turns out to be a solid signing.

@TheFootballFeed #tuchelout

"Tuchel has said his selections are based on a mixture of form and pedigree.” also Thomas Tuchel:

@maybebrayyy #tuchelout

You are a disgrace Thomas Tuchel. Absolute sickener. If I was Morgan Gibbs-White my head would be on Neptune right now. What an utter joke. Hateful Agenda holding dig here. SACK HIM. #NFFC

Well said Max! Someone talking sense 👏🏽 #tuchelout

Morgan Gibbs-White has scored TEN goals and produced three assists since Noni Madueke last registered a Premier League goal contribution of any sort. #NFFC

@UtdDistrict I’ve just read that Lewis Hall isn’t even in the squad 🤦🏼‍♂️🤡

Luke Shaw is somewhat understandable, considering the form of Lewis Hall & Nico O’Riley. But the Harry Maguire call? Insane. England are now going to be one injury away from possibly playing Chelsea defenders in a major tournament 😭

Had Southampton punched a female police officer in the face in front of airport CCTV cameras, instead of spying, they’d still be in the play-off final.

You are taking the fucking piss. You can break a coppers nose in an airport and walk free, but hurty words on the internet will get you three years. This country is done. There's a different justice system in play depending on who you are.

@JackPittBrooke How’re you picking Henderson over the likes of Mainoo & Alex Scott 🤦🏼‍♂️ Palmer has fuck all this season as well 😂 and welbeck/bowen over Watkins 🤡

Here's MY England squad. Who's in YOURS? nytimes.com/athletic/72899…

@SouthamptonFC As a club you need to accept the outcome. Get rid of those involved & that knew about it, and you might have some sort of humility left.

A statement from Phil Parsons, Chief Executive, Southampton Football Club.

Wenger spent £960m in 22 years Fergie spent £700m in 27 years

@SouthamptonFC @unitedhan

Working towards Hull 💪

@SkySportsNews 😂😂 that’s what you get for cheating 😂😂

BREAKING: Southampton have been expelled from the play-off final 🚨 Middlesbrough have been reinstated for Saturday’s showdown at Wembley against Hull City ⚽️

@rugbyontnt No! We used to slate Scotland for doing it, now we’re doing exactly the same thing 🤦🏼‍♂️ imo we should be allowed to pick oversees English players!

Should South African-born Benhard Janse van Rensburg be in the England squad for this summer's Tests? 🤔

@JacobsBen @OllieHolt22 115 on their way then!

🚨 BREAKING: Pep Guardiola to leave Manchester City at the end of the season. After 20 trophies won, and still the Premier League to play for, Pep set to depart with a year left on his contract, as @OllieHolt22 called. Manchester City declined to comment. Enzo Maresca is the leading candidate to replace Pep, although he did not resign from Stamford Bridge with the job in mind or anything guaranteed at that point.

@FabrizioRomano How many charges as well in that time.. 👀

🚨🏆 OFFICIAL: Pep Guardiola has now won 20 TROPHIES in 10 years at Manchester City. 🏆 1x Champions League 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 x6 Premier League 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 x5 League Cup 🏆🏆🏆 x3 FA Cup 🏆🏆🏆 x3 Community Shield 🏆 1x UEFA Super Cup 🏆 1x FIFA Club World Cup

@Neduszn8 Zlatan

Without mentioning DAVID BECKHAM and EDINSON CAVANI Guess a player that has played for both Manchester United and PSG LEVEL: VERY DIFFICULT 🤯

TOWIE star Bobby Norris, 39, shows heavily swollen and bandaged face after facelift as he calls out ‘judgy’ strangers Former TOWIE star Bobby Norris has shared his raw recovery in Turkey after undergoing a full face lift, neck lift and lower blepharoplasty in March 2026. The 39-year-old posted an Instagram video on May 12 wearing a tight compression garment, his face extremely swollen and bandaged, as he stepped outside for fresh air. He revealed he was given a disgusted look by a woman he described as a “lady of the night”, telling fans: “Ain’t it funny how some people are just so judgy in life?” and captioning the post “Love & Light to all the little Judge Judies.” Bobby admitted a decade of abusing dermal fillers every 12 weeks had stretched his skin like a “deflated balloon”, leaving it impossible to fix without surgery, and said he acted after a serious health scare last year. He first unveiled the results while still swollen on This Morning last month and insists he owns the decision with zero regrets.