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@Bud_Dupree I hope you're able to get a deal done and come back to the burgh!

List of acceptable times to put your hands on another person: 1. When both parties consent to it. That's the whole list.

When I was a teenager I learned to break an egg one handed because I knew it'd impress a girl someday. I'm almost 33 and I have impressed not one person with my impressive skill.

Relish is a bold name for such a shitty condiment.

@VinnyVidiVici98 thanks for everything man. I wish the best for you and your family on your next chapter.

Your reminder that the phrase “medical bankruptcy” is incoherent in every other industrialized country on the planet.

If the minimum wage had increased at the rate of productivity since 1960, it would be $23/hour. Instead, it’s $7.25.

Fist bump me with an extended elbow, I'm Irish.

@ZBNFL You've got the most wholesome ass twitter feed. I'm all about it. Keep up the food work.

The Men & Women who work overnight plowing snowy roads and throughout the day are real life super heroes... Thank You!

My kink is message discipline.

Now seems like a good time to remind you that a measly 0.1% tax on Wall Street trades would raise $777,000,000,000 over a decade.

kids, eat your dinner there are starving hedgefundies on wall street

TJ Watt has nine sacks and 28 QB hits through nine games. Only once before in the last 15 years has a player had nine sacks and 25 QB hits in his team’s first nine games: 2015, when TJ’s big brother, JJ, did it. JJ was the #NFL Defensive Player of the Year that season.

Losing? Never heard of her.

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#CNNisTrash absolutely disgusting

We must repeal Citizens United, move to public funding of elections and end voter suppression and gerrymandering. Our goal: establish a political system that has the highest voter turnout in the world and is governed by the democratic principle ‘one person - one vote.’

. @TheNotoriousMMA need another sparring partner to test your skills against? 📞...................

John McCain is an American hero & one of the bravest fighters I've ever known. Cancer doesn't know what it's up against. Give it hell, John.