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@ColtTheRyan

Hey, I'm Colton, I write mortgages and care about the world and shit.

Katılım Ağustos 2014
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Colton@ColtTheRyan·
@Bud_Dupree I hope you're able to get a deal done and come back to the burgh!
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Colton@ColtTheRyan·
List of acceptable times to put your hands on another person: 1. When both parties consent to it. That's the whole list.
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Colton@ColtTheRyan·
When I was a teenager I learned to break an egg one handed because I knew it'd impress a girl someday. I'm almost 33 and I have impressed not one person with my impressive skill.
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Colton@ColtTheRyan·
Relish is a bold name for such a shitty condiment.
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Colton@ColtTheRyan·
@VinnyVidiVici98 thanks for everything man. I wish the best for you and your family on your next chapter.
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Public Citizen@Public_Citizen·
Your reminder that the phrase “medical bankruptcy” is incoherent in every other industrialized country on the planet.
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Gravel Institute
Gravel Institute@GravelInstitute·
If the minimum wage had increased at the rate of productivity since 1960, it would be $23/hour. Instead, it’s $7.25.
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Colton@ColtTheRyan·
Fist bump me with an extended elbow, I'm Irish.
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Colton@ColtTheRyan·
@ZBNFL You've got the most wholesome ass twitter feed. I'm all about it. Keep up the food work.
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Zach Banner@ZBNFL·
The Men & Women who work overnight plowing snowy roads and throughout the day are real life super heroes... Thank You!
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Public Citizen@Public_Citizen·
Now seems like a good time to remind you that a measly 0.1% tax on Wall Street trades would raise $777,000,000,000 over a decade.
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shoe@shoe0nhead·
kids, eat your dinner there are starving hedgefundies on wall street
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Aditi Kinkhabwala@AKinkhabwala·
TJ Watt has nine sacks and 28 QB hits through nine games. Only once before in the last 15 years has a player had nine sacks and 25 QB hits in his team’s first nine games: 2015, when TJ’s big brother, JJ, did it. JJ was the #NFL Defensive Player of the Year that season.
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Chase Claypool
Chase Claypool@ChaseClaypool·
Losing? Never heard of her.
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shoe@shoe0nhead·
#CNNisTrash absolutely disgusting
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Bernie Sanders
Bernie Sanders@BernieSanders·
We must repeal Citizens United, move to public funding of elections and end voter suppression and gerrymandering. Our goal: establish a political system that has the highest voter turnout in the world and is governed by the democratic principle ‘one person - one vote.’
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LOMA
LOMA@VasylLomachenko·
. @TheNotoriousMMA need another sparring partner to test your skills against? 📞...................
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Barack Obama
Barack Obama@BarackObama·
John McCain is an American hero & one of the bravest fighters I've ever known. Cancer doesn't know what it's up against. Give it hell, John.
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