Congrats To:

Congrats to: Marlboro, for ruining cowboys for me, and several other million lives

Congrats to: Knowshon Moreno, for being a straight up idiot. First player this season to win the prestigious DUI award sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shut…

Congrats to: The Patriots, oh wait...

Congrats to: Eli Manning, your forehead is bigger than the Lombardi Trophy

Congrats to: Newt Gingrich, if SC were to secede again, you'd be president of the confederacy #primary #GOP

Congrats to: Billy Cundiff, lieutenant Dan could have made that 32 yard field goal #ravens #NFL

Congrats to: Steven Tyler, showing what over 30 years of drug abuse can do to vocal chords #ravens #NFL

Congrats to: anyone that still has a myspace, you are now part of history

Congrats to: Rick Santorum, the only candidate left running strictly on the homophobia platform

Congrats to: McKay Hatch, the only 18 year old college male in America that doesn't swear tv.yahoo.com/news/toddlers-…

Trojan Really needs to differentiate between their Bare Skin and Bear Skin condoms #roughly_the_same