Pat Corleone

Just had some enchiladas and they’re running right through me. Happy Cinco de Mayo!

This was my Bloody Mary this morning. A lot of sausage. I think they’re trying to make me feel a bit homosexual. I’m avoiding that though.

Great performance by Carlos Prates. I hope he goes and smokes a celebratory cigarette. Let’s have a fucking day. #ufc #ufcperth #ufcaustralia #australia

@DBrickashawFer I have been to La Crosse before and I agree with this statement. Always a good time!

“A group of 10 guys from La Crosse Wi could outdrink an entire SEC frat” #whyd3 #wiac

Just finished the book Heated Rivalry. Wasn’t at all what I was expecting. I think it would be right up @HurleydesIII alley.

@ihatebbls Hell yeah

Sittin courtside tonight

Breaking: Olympic gold medalist Gable Steveson has signed with the UFC. He will make his debut at International Fight Week.

Hell of a career Cub #ufc #ufc237

tonight. cinema.

Holy smokes Rory is cruising #masters

It's finally here. Good morning from Thursday at the Masters. #themasters

Me for the next 4 days

Me blacked out in the back of my Uber asking if it’s been a busy night

It's here. Good morning from Masters Monday. #themasters

Just got a new book for the plane ride called “Heated Rivalry.” I am looking forward to read, looks like it’s about hockey!

@donpelegretti3 Caught my nephew doing this once

@wiseguykeith Woah

Derek Chauvin on a random afternoon in Minnesota

Two minutes from home trying my best not to get yack in the uber again

First look at Kirk Cousins as a Raider