Hollywood Ken

Clive Palmer… trumpet of Patriots, more like Beef Clarinet of Patriots.

Got time to kill. Just wondering if Trump introduced Trump flavoured condoms, what flavour would he choose - Something salty and starchy, or something with a bit of tang? I’m never taking another sick day again, E V E R.

#nickiminaj my mother has experienced similar side-effects. #covid #misinformation #Trending

Christian “Finders keepers” Porter, must be the luckiest man alive. Love that Scotty “what’s my job” Morrison, asked whether the blind trust breached ministerial standards? #ScottyDoesNothing #christianporter

#eddiemcguire #samnewman Who cares what Sam Newman thinks. If Sam Newman was an ice cream he would be fellatio flavour.

@insidefilm @mootfoot I’d prefer to eat Pete Evans. I think he would taste like a Frankfurt.

#mafs #MAFSAU Wow Mike is such a misogynist and he doesn’t even know it. Run Heidi run.

#MAFSAU #MAFS Jess and Dan having so much sex that Jess will probably miss the next piss up due to a UTI. Mike and Heidi should jump into the harbour after the bloody poem and succumb to the mauling they’ll receive courtesy of similarly irritated bull sharks.

#mafau #mafs M&H on their cruise and a passenger liner gives them a x honk. According to Mike that’s a good thing, but if a vessel doesn’t understand clearly what the other vessel's intentions are, they will sound the danger or doubt signal (5 short, rapid blasts. Take heed Mike

#MAFSAU #mafs So at the conclusion of this experiment will Channel Nine be sending them all off to AA and therapy?

@loverealitytv3 Ummm... No can do. But your love hearts are pretty. #mafsau #mafs

@CourtesyofKen STOP TROLLING NOW POOR JESS AND DAN!’ ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️#mafsau #MAFS

Can someone ask Dan to blow his nose? He’s perpetually blocked. #MAFS

@BreakfastNews @LaTrioli Welcome back Virginia. Our world is complete once again.

@MarriedAU Mike is a champion.

Has Mike crossed the line? #MAFS

@MarriedAU Get anymore masculine than Dan Webb, and you'd have to live up a tree. He looks like his idea of foreplay is a quick nudge and a question, "You awake?"

Get anymore masculine than Dan Webb, and you'd have to live up a tree. He looks like his idea of foreplay is a quick nudge and a question, "You awake?"#MAFS

Even a broken clock tells the right time twice a day. Will Jess and Marfffa ever be able to tell the truth? One thing is certain though, these two are making enemies of their own futures #MAFS

@ktdenise Does that stand for Caring Understanding Nurturing Types?

Is there a lower word than cunt? A bigger more harsher word than cunt? Jess and Martha are the epitome of a cunt and that other word that might be harsher than a cunt. The pair of absolute cunts #MAFS

@awgpathways @insidefilm Come on... We've all had a couple of free lunches courtesy of the AWG!

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