Jordan Sleightholme

@EastMidRailway @StPancrasInt Which is great, but leaves me nowhere near Nottingham. We've been stood still for nearly an hour and yet trains keep turning up and then leaving empty.

@Cpt_Thrombin @StPancrasInt Hi, Jordan - we do have ticket acceptance in place with the following: - Avanti West Coast (between London Euston, Nuneaton and Birmingham New Street) - London Northwestern Railway (between London Euston and Tamworth) - CrossCountry (between the above stations & Leicester). ^GE

"Allow enough time for boarding" they say. Turned up 30 minutes before my train, missed it. Now at risk of missing the last one. Sort it out @StPancrasInt @EastMidRailway

@LegacySiu Owen 🤷‍♂️

Name a Ballon d’Or winner who has never won the Champions League. You can’t

@NoContextSpoof "Cuban?" "No, Dutch-Irish. My father was from Wales"

everyone respond to this tweet with your favorite joke from the Police Squad!/Naked Gun series

@johnnyslawrence @Matt_Durant

just saw 28 years later

@imshanereaction He looks like he knows how to clap back 👏

That man who cut down that Sycamore Gap tree looks like he's about to save Macauley Culkin from two pesky burglars

@TomP1Bellingham Champions again olé olé!!

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@LUFCTickets Websites down. Nice one 👍

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@NVIDIAGeForceUK @hardlinenexus Would look great on my desk, just saying... 👀 #GeForceGreats

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@Less16candles_ I'll be disappointed if you don't scream this as soon as he's in eyesight

@Matt_Durant I spy something shiny

New brew from the garage and it’s BIG! 8.8% New Zealand DDH New England DIPA 🇳🇿 Massive hop bill on this one: Nelson Sauvin (T90 & Cryo) Motueka (T90 & Cryo) Moutere Riwaka Mad to think I’m approaching 4(!) years since my first ever brew. 🍻 🍺 #craftbeer #beer #homebrew

@Simpsons_tweets I'd hope they spot the extra letter

What Simpsons quote would be etched on your tombstone?

@Matt_Durant @BelperBeerClub Ooooft

@BelperBeerClub Axe Edge - Buxton brewery?

Happy Tuesday. Today's AI genetated beer name looks like this? Any ideas what beverage this maybe? #craftbeer #aigenerated #canyouguess

@BelperBeerClub Northern Monk - Striding Edge?

@BelperBeerClub Harvest Pale - Castle Rock?

A view that we long for. What beer name has been AI generated below? It has long been a staple for this brewery. #craftbeer #beer #canyouguess #aigenerated

Mood today...

The villages of Rjukan, Norway, and Viganella, Italy, are both situated in deep valleys where mountains block the sun's rays for up to six months every year. To illuminate those darker winter months, the two towns have built gigantic mirrors that track the sun and reflect daylight downwards. Viganella completed its huge computer-controlled mirror in 2006, and Rjukan followed suit just this month, mounting a mirror that will reflect a 600 square meter (6,500 square foot) beam of sunshine into the town square below. According to historical archives, the area has been settled as far back as the 13th century, meaning generations of locals have spent more than 800 winters in the dark.

Finger on the trigger this morning! It'd be rude not to 🤷‍♂️ @RedRumClub

@LUFC @jermainebecks83 @becchioluciano

🔥 Beckford x Becchio

Best Episode Ever - Elite Eight