🫡 Your Shorts

@blknoiz06 @Pancakesbrah Well not really the last event ever, there was a trial. I'd say that's an event I guess

we were really at the last FTX event *ever*

@naniXBT This really is no big deal you just need to grab your trusty poop knife

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@RhoRider @JohnReedStark @napgener Definitely not saying tron is that it's not but there are others that are

@RhoRider @JohnReedStark @napgener Wait wouldn't that be even easier to track and shut down then? Tether has frozen usdt for plenty of wallets. Good point not just donations but moving funds between people, but that really can't be stopped if people are using an open source global p2p network, can it?

Crypto, Terrorism and Hamas In light of the unspeakable and brutal savagery of Hamas,'s attack on Israel, Rep. Jim Himes (D-Conn.), who sits on the House Financial Services and Intelligence Committees, warned crypto advocates that they had better start to “articulate what their use case is [because] as long as the use case is some weird combination of libertarian fantasies and drug dealers and terrorists, members of Congress are not going to be excited to give the industry the benefit of the doubt,” he said. politi.co/46Qe58T Hallelujah. cnn.com/2023/10/12/us/….

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@javpixel_art Metal Gear Rex was the first mecha I ever saw and interacted with and that probably explains why MGS is still the best video game I've ever played.

148/333 and counting... I'm asking again, are you in? Follow, RT and comment with your fav mecha from childhood. Careful, there are wrong answers. 👀

@poordart Yeah, but could you imagine the smell if they did?

It's remarkable how women and men both have 23 chromosome pairs which are all the same, except for XX vs XY But that one difference changed female physiology so drastically to the point they never have to do a number 2, ever Nature is truly amazing

pigeonhole apes as the reason the public doesn't like crypto when every single leader this industry puts forth as a public face ends up as a grifter/scammer is as disingenuous as CZs offer to buy FTX.

adoption from the general public by several years. They don't give a fuck about safer infrastructure, more inclusive financial systems, decentralization, or any other angle you want to push. The public only cares about number go up and gambling on shitcoins w/ pictures. Trying to

Anti ape cope has, undoubtedly, been the funniest cope on CT for the past 2 years. Y'all had to watch as mongoloids bought pictures of monkeys and banked 1000x while 3AC, Terra, FTX, all played the crypto public like a fiddle. Apes didn't set crypto back, they fast forwarded

@Pool2Paulie You mean rewarded with size literally? (Chad)

@BarryFried1 Isn't this cryptowhale aka the scammer randy raccoon? I'm pretty sure he just rebrands his account every bull run

@0xG00gly @awawat Link/eth and link/btc actually lookin kinda strong, what was the market like last time link held up to the majors?

@MoonOverlord @gainzy222 I can't tell if hasu is an actual CT fed plant or if he just loves his own smell now

@gainzy222 95%+ of humans are not primed to invest in financial assets or make financial risk decisions. Best you.. *lets out the worlds biggest fart*

didn’t think CT could come up with a narrative dumber than Canto but here we are. true mental gymnasts

@mfoleyiii @bulltrapper0 @hentaiavenger66 @RhysCrypto The meme or the hole?

@bulltrapper0 @hentaiavenger66 @RhysCrypto Lotta mileage left in this one.

Recommend things for me to do in my 20’s

@bradmillscan @0xfoobar You just love people making you look like a redard huh? You know you can pay people to do this privately?

@0xfoobar Let me guess, you are in the premine