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I be lying, I be lying for no reason. sometimes I be giggling too but that’s personal

Katılım Haziran 2016
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Begging on my knees to get into idiot loser heaven but the angels keep shaking their heads and telling me I’m going to hell
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You can’t spell TWINK without TWINNNNNNN
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Round two in the penis explosion chamber let’s go
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Son, there’s a day you’ll stop being a boy, and become a man. That bussy of yours will blossom into a mussy, and there’s nothing you can do about it
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I’m naming my first daughter Clarity and my first son Evil. After that who knows
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You aren’t the best dressed person in this bar, bro. You’re not even the best dressed person waiting outside this women’s restroom for no one in particular!
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Every time I have pancakes and someone asks me if I want syrup, I’m like sureyup! Haha, anyways guys drop a follow for more jokes like this
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Evil Army General: Hawktuahtron, state your prime directive. Hawktuahtron: *bzzr-zerp* SPIT. ON. THAT. THANG. Imprisoned, balding scientist: dear god, what have we done?!
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Mexican ghost kitchen where instead of guacamole they call it huaktuahmole
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When I’m drunk and on the phone it’s like I’m literally in the phone world
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Pulling back my foreskin like turning over a damp log, lots of worms and flies and friends under there
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Sorry officer, I’m confused, are you upset about the drinking part or the driving part?
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Grown man just said, “i have a game, it’s like Pictionary” then proceeded to do charades pretending to be Hellen Keller
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Drake is Taylor Swift for boys
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The 78th Super Bowl (LXXVII) will be between the California Edgers and the New England Gooners. This came to me in a vision
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An alcohol problem? This is an alcohol solution.
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⛓️ G W Ξ N ‼︎
⛓️ G W Ξ N ‼︎@POISONOMICON·
so i've been collecting little bits of queer street art and graffiti and so on (trust me this definition will get stretched) so i thought it might be fun to collate them into a thread and top it up periodically:
⛓️ G W Ξ N ‼︎ tweet media
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Call my cock and balls a charcuterie board the way it’s all meat and cheese
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Brb gunna drink until I forget
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