Dave Carlson

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Dave Carlson

@DC_Joslyn

what up. Im a pet sitter. LUV McKenna Grace! love animals all kinds--sports/ Esther Povitsky (!),tv/movies; I dont wanna get tied down I just wanna get tied up.

Detroit Katılım Nisan 2010

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Dave Carlson@DC_Joslyn·23 Mar

It's past due time to tweet about my trivia team name for many years; "All i's on Haley's Rack", referring of course to the incomparable Haley Dunphy @Sarah_Hyland some years back FAVE bartender Rachel's like "Who the #&*! Is Haley?!" When scores were announced but thanks (*Cont

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Dave Carlson@DC_Joslyn·2h

@Kristinartz You, Kristina? 💞

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@Kristinartz All (I do) , but tea probably least

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Kristina Bolten@Kristinartz·13h

Which one do you truly not drink? 🤔👀🤷 1. Water 2. Milk 3. Beer 4. Juice 5. Tea 6. Coffee

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Dave Carlson@DC_Joslyn·2h

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jada .ᐟ OBSESSION 🩸@riordanzz·21h

bear could never handle all that

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Dave Carlson@DC_Joslyn·2h

@Melilustxo Seems like you did this babe 😘.. (💞 & yes, incredibly 🔥 so 😘 🍑!)

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Melissa 🍷@Melilustxo·11h

Do you like her ankle bashers? 🤤

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Dave Carlson@DC_Joslyn·2h

@EmilySm43 Landline phone calls 📞

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Emily 🦋@EmilySm43·6h

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Adorable Girls@AdorableeGirls·19h

Starter pistol fighting for its life

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Dave Carlson@DC_Joslyn·2h

@barstoolsports Not just there my man

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Barstool Sports@barstoolsports·6h

People on the East Coast trying to enjoy Memorial Day weekend:

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Dave Carlson@DC_Joslyn·2h

@emkenobi Neither

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𝓔𝓶 ♡@emkenobi·6h

In a world of Jaxson Darts, be a Collin Kaepernick.

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In a world of Collin Kaepernicks, be a Jaxson Dart.

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Dave Carlson@DC_Joslyn·2h

@StephieSmallls That sounds like an oxymoron but that's just me

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smalls@StephieSmallls·2h

anyone watch a good documentary recently i’m in the mood for some fucked up shit

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Dave Carlson@DC_Joslyn·2h

@StephieSmallls District Nine

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smalls@StephieSmallls·2h

how many friend alien movies are there

Dave Portnoy@stoolpresidente

I watched #projecthailmary last night. Now keep in mind I’m an absolute sucker for friendly alien movies. Having said that I LOVED it. Movie of the year for me. Would never see it in a theater cause I’m not comfortable crying in public but it’s a must watch. 93 tomato for me

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Dave Carlson@DC_Joslyn·2h

@Majorleaguemadd 2 and 3 are surprising after 1

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Madyson@Majorleaguemadd·4h

People on my ass for not knowing every single bar near MSG… 1. Just turned 21 a little over a year ago 2. I’m usually watching the games inside the Garden 3. I’ve been to majority of bars but want to see what the move is for tomorrow specifically

Madyson@Majorleaguemadd

Best bars near MSG to watch Knicks ⬇️

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Dave Carlson@DC_Joslyn·2h

Duh 🙄 doy jk but ofc 🖤 it's Ariel freaking Winter 🔥🥵

Aryan@Aaryan_Jii

Hey @grok who is this girl viral on Internet Today?

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