Kookie

Gather round children and I’ll talk about a time before pump.fun, Solana memes, and XRP still being delisted.

(Still Twitter lol)

Things have changed a lot since I last was on this account. From the people I followed to my pfp. Let’s run it back. Kinda... -@llKookie

JUST IN: Microsoft officially hires OpenAI ex-CEO Sam Altman to "lead a new advanced AI research team."

@Abbbn0rmal Which album

Listening to Daft Punk and eating Dino nuggets. I just can’t be bothered to ever search for more in life. This is enough for me

Why replacing orange street lights is an aesthetic downgrade — and bad for our health:

@lovennft So you’re going to buy more ETH

Let someone borrow 1 eth when it was 4k and they just paid me back in usd… I am soooo glad it took them this long 😂

Want to see a crazy trade? Yesterday, someone OPENED $SPLK 127 calls, for $22,000, expiring tomorrow. Then today Cisco Systems $CSCO announced acquiring Splunk for $28B, $SPLK up 20%. The contracts were $0.04 yesterday, now $18.30. They exited today for a 45,650% return...

@TheKingTrades Lemme get a reload from you and give it a shot

@greg16676935420 Flat earth

What you doing in this situation?

@theblondebroker do you take crypto

GM. Come buy my Pokémon cards

@greg16676935420 I put my air pods or car key in there

What is this pocket even used for?

August 2023 and July 2023. 142% return and 15% return on the months. Small good decisions make this happen. #stocks #optionstrade #dkg Will be back to uploading either late this week or next week.

$SBUX Premium sowing calls for this week!

#TUP $TUP If you’re curious to look into why it’s going up. There’s some good info posted here. reddit.com/r/pennystocks/…

@BaHADIRRR8 Ford Motor Co

Up 30% after the #TSLA earnings last week. Made small trades and kept it small. #Ford, #TLRY, #DASH, #TUP made it happen. #stocks #earnings

Let’s vibe… #uncleanswers #sgd @REALCULTNEWS

If we keep the small good decisions and can increase our account at least 20% every week for the rest of the year we could reach $40,000. That’s a stretch but it COULD happen. Percents > Dollars #OptionsTrading #OptionsFlow #earningsSZN