Dan Martin

"Odin sacrificed his eye for knowledge of the Vanir Runes" (Sees winter nipples) (Takes off glasses) (Fluent in Runes)

I've reached that age where I whisper "witchcraft..." to myself when I can't figure out how to turn on my technology. Today, it was the new humidifier...

The human body is a wonderfully complex contraption. From breathing to instinctively flinching when a branch is about to hit you in the face, the body truly is a marvel. God: "But let's also give them acoustic buttholes so they make a hilarious sound when they fart."

@PlayApex Get your act together. There will be ZERO hype til you revert your greedy and insulting Battle Pass system and fix the cheater problem that you seem to facilitate #insulting

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@tamera @CTVNews That area won the Liberal vote for 30 years....

@CTVNews They won by 600 votes out of 37,000. The NDP ran a terrible (non-existent) campaign and still got 10%. The riding hasn't flipped with any kind of majority.

'This changes everything': Conservatives win Toronto byelection, beating Liberals in major upset ctvnews.ca/politics/this-…

Hahahahahahah!!!! @JustinTrudeau you nerd. For 30 years, Toronto St-Paul's was a fortified, Liberal staple. You've turned your most stubborn supporters against you and yet you INSIST Canada is on your side and you're doing good work. Wake up and take a hike.

@liberal_party What an absolute joke. Get Trudeau the hell out of here.

Which plan will grow the middle class?

information the CRA already has but won't supply me. My mother has passed away due to blood clotting issues introducedby the Covid vaccine. You're asking me to pay 10K for the government to mismanage an entire country's health and finances and to kill my mother

@JustinTrudeau. I'd like to take a vacation after working 65+ hours weeks, but I can't because I have bill from CERB that doesn't invoice where that number came from or detail why I'm ineligible. I just have to track down and pay for information from 4 years ago just to prove..

@SkipTheDi No, no, no. You don't give the most insulting customer service over the course of 9 emails and then try to look like the good guys on social media. You had multiple chances yet you treated me like shit the entire way. "dead to me"

@DanDanTheTool Hey 👋 Thank you for reaching out. We’d love to have a closer look into this for you, please could you drop us a DM with all the relevant information, and we’ll look into this for you as soon as possible. We look forward to hearing from you!

So @UberEats misses something in our order and gives us a full refund, which we didn't ask for. But the exact same scenario happens with @SkipTheDishes and they cancel my account, steal from me and then continue to insult me with copy and paste emails. You're dead to me Skip.

@sxmmxrsxn Jesus. Reading this made my ears ring

IM SO FUCKING SICK OF HEING A WOMAN IN THE GAMING COMMUNITY! WHY THE FUCK AM I OVER HERE BAWLING MY EYES OUT AFTER GETTING CALLED EVERY SEXIST SLUR IN THE BOOK AND BEING TALKED DOWN TO BY EVERY EGOTISTICAL MALE IN THE GAMING COMMUNITY WHEN I DID NOTHING BUT SAY SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS “hit jett for 80” AND THEN ITS “oh it’s a woman now i understand why we’re doing so bad” “i wish we weren’t getting woman diff’d here” “i wish we didn’t have a woman on our team” GO FUCK YOURSELF! DO ME A FAVOR AND NEVER LOG ON AGAIN! LAST TIME I FUCKING CHECKED YOU DONT USE YOUR PENIS TO PLAY THE FUCKING GAME SO MY GENDER HAS ABSOLUTELY ZERO TO DO WITH HOW GOOD IM DOING IN THE FUCKING GAME! I WISH ALL OF YOU FUCKING FREAKS WOULD GO TO HELL!

@JustinTrudeau I feel bad for Frederiksen. Both for the assault and for Goofball MacClure comparing Denmark's democracy to ours.

Disturbing to hear that Prime Minister Frederiksen was attacked in a public square in Copenhagen. We cannot dismiss or normalize acts of aggression like this. It’s dangerous to our democracies.

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If Trump wins, health care costs for millions of Americans could go up. President Biden would stop that from happening. Read more about this election's stakes for health care in @HuffPost. huffpost.com/entry/aca-time…

@moment_mirthful @crazyclips_ Commenting so I get more of this and less petty bickering

@POGMamas_ @obidabs @xLucienn_ "Farm Impressions" is a 5-star response

@obidabs @xLucienn_ I mean to be fair you don’t word it as a joke you’re just trying to farm impressions then telling people it’s a joke afterwards.

CONSOLE DOESNT COUNT DO IT ON PC

@RSPN_S3A At this point, Apex feels like a big dumpster-fire with some unfortunately nice things in said dumpster. Ruined by greed, classic EA.

😭 everyone mad 3 strikes kills don’t count crazy I thought you guys liked the game mode

@Respawn @PlayApex Anyone know a good class-action lawsuit guy?

We've seen your reports about account resets in @PlayApex and are investigating. We'll let you know as soon as we have an update on the issue.

@Nokokopuffs @Respawn @PlayApex This shouldn't be a 'copy and paste' response situation for EA/Respawn

@Respawn @PlayApex Appreciate the response, hopefully this gets fixed asap 🙏🏼

@Respawn @PlayApex Move some money from your marketing dept. to your tech dept. Always quick to gouge, never keen improve.