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@Kershaw444 @ghostofgoose5 … or talking on the phone 😂 just pop it in a text and give the chance to ignore it haha

@ghostofgoose5 100% never understood this loud speaker trend

People really annoy me. These arseholes are having a full blown conversation on the phone with loudspeaker, he's also puffing cherry vape fumes everywhere 😡😡. The conversation is mind bendingly boring & his horrible skinny hairy legs look like they fell off a dead sparrow.

💪 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟 𝗗𝗔𝗬! 🆚 West Ham 🏟️ London Stadium 🕓 4:00pm 📱 #WHULEE

What a day to be a Leeds fan! No jeopardy, nothing on the line and a blindly hot day. Gonna take the dog to the beach early doors before it gets too hot, come home and water the plants then wait for my new recliner to arrive ready for the football. #mot #lufc #leedsunited

@MissVJFxx Tell us how you really feel Vik 😂😂

Katie Price married this conman twat for money. She’s fucking desperate for cash she got the media to take pics. They made up a story for both to get a pay day… he’s not been kidnapped, she’s in on it. The skeleton shithouse. Kids taken off of her the lot. Katie we know, twat!

@JossGuilavogui Congratulations on you career sir! Enjoy retirement and enjoy more time with your family. #mot

Cher Football Tu m’oublieras certainement comme tu l’as fait avec d’autres plus grand que moi mais à leur image je ne t’oublierai jamais. Je prends ma part de reconnaissance et de bonheur Il est temps d’écrire LA fameuse phrase. Je raccroche les crampons. Merci Footbal.

@Callum_HCAFC Best get your boots on son! Don’t let your country down.

Just received the #CallUp

𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐃: Jordan Henderson on his way to link up with the England squad... 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@EBfromthe13 @JustArsenal04 @England @FIFAWorldCup As a Leeds fan… you’re bang on here 😂

@JustArsenal04 @England @FIFAWorldCup Kalvin Phillips has a premier league medal aswell mate but that doesn’t mean he’s a good footballer 🤣

It’s official. Your #ThreeLions players heading to the @FIFAWorldCup! 🏆

Fucking Jordan Henderson???? What in the Mike Basset 😂😂😂 #england

@lancaster_rona @BBCTeesSport 😂😂😂😂

@BBCTeesSport "I put my hands to my eyes to assist me seeing the fans celebrations with better effect. It is unfortunate that this appeared to be similar to a person spying....."

Taylor Harwood-Bellis via Instagram 🗣️ #Boro | #UTB | #BBCFootball

How many incredibly bang-average, mid- or lower-table British teams winning the Europa League will it take before UEFA realise the currency is utterly devalued and just scrap it?

@JoshSFC13578 @SaintsExtra Up and down more than whores draws. Na until they can actually offer something other than relegation fodder…

@DanLUFC223308 @SaintsExtra Erm you might wanna recheck that one pal

🚨📲 BREAKING: Leo Scienza on Instagram #saintsfc

Calling taking Ozempic a “weight loss journey” is like bragging that you did a 5K in your car.

@The_Forty_Four Atleast he can now start his career as a pennywise stunt double. Looks like him

🚨 BREAKING: Southampton are set to sack Tonda Eckert

Matt Le Tissier says he suspects the tough punishment meted out to Southampton FC is most likely dark forces indirectly punishing him for getting too close to the truth

@jessica_lovee95 Men have not "checked out" of dating. Women have "empowered" themselves into a corner where no man is good enough for them. Men need women and can admit it. Women need men, but many would rather die alone than admit it.

@LewisDeighton17 Difference is… Bielsa is a god where as Tonda (stupid name) looks like he chases kids around in the dark.

And there it is. 😂😂😂 #LUFC

Just started a new job so next season I’ll be available for most if not all home and away games (getting a ticket depending) I live in Somerset, anyone know what the closest group to me is? If there is anyone close by I’m happy to share the travel and expenses #lufc#leedsunited

@Samg_05 He looks like he chases kids in the dark!

Doesn’t take a rocket scientist to work out what he meant in this clip now we have the findings from the EFL… #spygate #SaintsFC #itfc