DanSung

No Christmas tree will be complete without one.

@lewis_halsey Glad to see that mice get a mention in the intro. 👊

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@NathanAClark Has this got to do with the top teams stockpiling all the best players? So, they're the only ones that can play fun football properly and the rest of us are forced to be pragmatic? Not sure that stands up but it's the hot take in my mind right now, and I'm enjoying it!

elite football put all it's fun into just two teams

@change4spurs So many. Too many.

Has there been any Tottenham signing worse than Bryan Gil?

@MetaWin Could you please tell me which body named MetaWin the Best Online Casino 2026? Many thanks.

@change4spurs Klinsmann, obvs. The man's got form.

If you could bring ONE player back in their prime to save Tottenham from relegation… who are you choosing? 🇰🇷 Son at his lethal best or 🎯 Harry Kane in his peak form. Who save Spurs?

@NathanAClark Champions of Europe, he (might) never sing that.

Watching Kane bag his way to the CL semis while Spurs sit in the relegation zone.

@MaryamClark98 Wankers. Myself included.

@DanSung The neurotypicals are ganging up against me.

Help me settle a debate with my husband. If one were to consume a meal a minute after midnight, would that count as breakfast/first meal of the day?

@FTBLsection That's the same piece of gum too.

Was Carlo Ancelotti born old? He has looked the same for the last 30 years 😭

This afcon business is disgusting.

@TouchlineX How many years left on their contracts? Yeah, good luck with that.

🚨💣 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄: Both Xavi Simons and Mohammed Kudus have instructed their agents to begin exploring potential summer moves. Sources indicate that while both players remain fully committed to helping the club avoid relegation, they are not prepared to play in the Championship should the team go down.

@SpursOfficial @Castrol Why has this got anything to do with @Castrol ? Why are you telling us to click on that link? Are you saying that @Castrol is responsible for the team performance at Anfield. Is this Vinai's latest scapegoat.

A trip to Anfield is next 🔜 👉 @Castrol

Name a movie where the actor was so perfectly cast that no one else could have played that role.

@SkySportsPL Modric, knob.

Jay Bothroyd reveals his North London derby all-time starting XI! ✍️ Thoughts? 💭

Goose bumps

So, the person who takes this part needs to have both Jewish and Mexican heritage? Really? bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@KrrishFT Cowards

Apparently, Both Xabi and Xavi are not too keen on the Tottenham role. 🇪🇸❌️⚪️#THFC

@NLAHamilton Concerned

How would you feel about Robbie Keane as manager, with Jermain Defoe as his assistant?

@elonmusk @Ryanair This is the only thing that could make me want to fly with Ryan Air less.

@Ryanair Should I buy Ryan Air and put someone whose actual name is Ryan in charge?

perhaps you need Wi-Fi @elonmusk?

@_onlyscott You're very hard

Guess the player VERY HARD