Dan Gardner

@mitchdods @BBCMOTD 🤯

EVERY Championship team can still go either up or down 🤯 The most exciting league in Europe? 🤔

@mitchdods @ATokkers5 Jesus. Him and DDD would have a thrilling conversation 😂

Joe Joyce. A man of few words!

@mitchdods @StokeyyG2 😂 embarrassing

John Fury, a 6’3, 200lb man headbutts a lad who stands there unfazed whilst Fury walks off with blood pouring down his face. Incredible.

@mitchdods @Muzza1991 @leighdods @SimonFowler1 Love to see it 😂

@mitchdods @CFC_Janty 😂😂

The judges whenever a ‘Fury’ is fighting twitter.com/ghost1ace/stat…

@mitchdods @DeadlineDayLive 😳😳

🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo has just signed THE BIGGEST CONTRACT in the history of football. 💰💸🇸🇦 • €200M/year • €16.67M/month • €3.888M/week • €555,555/day • €23,150/hour • €386/ minute • €6.5/second Those numbers. 😭

@Bricky67_ @mitchdods

Absolutely nobody: Steven Gerrard on his way to the JobCentre

@TrollFootball @mitchdods 😅

Ajax selling Antony and Martinez for €170m to Man United.

@mitchdods @TracksideJay 😂😂

This is top class 🤣🤣

@somalitao @mitchdods

@ultimaterugby @Danmuxx

A shocking tackle from Ryno Pieterse! 🤕 #TOP14 #COUBB

@becksgotbaack @Drake @mitchdods Me right now haha 😂 🥃

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@TheFergusonWay @FabrizioRomano @Cristiano @ManUtd @Transfers @mitchdods

@FabrizioRomano @Cristiano @ManUtd @Transfers

Cristiano Ronaldo to Manchester United: HERE WE GO! Done deal between Juventus and Man United on permanent move. Cristiano has accepted the contract proposal from Manchester United and he’s coming back. 🔴🇵🇹 #MUFC #Ronaldo Medical to be scheduled soon. CR7 IS BACK. Here we go.

@mitchdods @whubenbagged 😂😂

City sending Grealish back to Villa now Messi is available

@sportbible @mitchdods 😳😳

Bring Nader Mohammedi to the Premier League right now. We need to see this on a weekly basis. JUST LOOK AT THIS THROW twitter.com/football_l5/st…

@LydneyTownAFC @mitchdods

Pitch update... fuuuccckkkkkk

@SkySports @mitchdods 👀

WHAT! 🤯🔥 Defender Nicolai Geertsen gets to claim what might be the wildest goal of all-time, firing a bicycle kick into the crossbar, only for it to come straight back on the volley and then find the net... 🤩

@GFFN @mitchdods wtf?

Karim Benzema tells Ferland Mendy not to pass to Vinicius Jr at half-time during last night’s game between Gladbach & Real Madrid: “Brother don’t play to him. On my mother’s life. He is playing against us.”

@mitchdods @DaveOCKOP Vardy pulled all their pants down haha insane!

Guardiola's spending on defenders: £345,000,000 Joao Cancelo - £58.5m Aymeric Laporte - £58.5m Benjamin Mendy - £52m John Stones - £50m Kyle Walker - £47m Nathan Ake - £41m Danilo - £27m Angelino - £11m

@BristolBears @Danmuxx filth

COAST TO COAST. 🏝