Theoricus Coniurationis

In a proper American administration, an investigation should be conducted to try and convict all parties in govt working on behalf of Israel to further their national interests over ours. The two do not intersect and are negatively correlated.

@ThrillaRilla369 I hate to admit it, but as a young man, I should have gotten one, but somehow passed the Field sobriety test.

Who else can honestly say they have never had a DUI I'll wait 🙋‍♂️ 🍻

@RonDeSantis I agree, Keith Jackson all day long!

“Whoa, Nellie!”

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@ArturFufkin @Mikehomeseller I used to eat at the one in Strongsville, Ohio, all the time.

@Mikehomeseller Hahahahahaahaha!!! I’m wearing my Red Barn t-shirt today! Great timing!!!

Are you old enough to remember any of these? #mikesquestions #BillField

@symeew13 I was in the band that did a lot of his songs. We didn't do him justice lol.

Are YOU fan or an unwelcome invitee to his nightmare?

@RetroCoast I knew a guy who worked at the factory that made that crap back in the day. If someone mentioned it, he would turn yellow.

Hamburger Helper was introduced in 1971 by General Mills in response to high food inflation. The box contained rice, pasta, and seasoning. With a pound of hamburger, it made a meal for a family of four. It took off. One out of four families bought it regularly #1970s

@MarioNawfal No one can say the Ukrainians are not resourceful. They are also liars. I don't trust anything they say happens on the internet.

🇺🇦🇷🇺 Ukraine just turned weather into a weapon. A weather balloon drifts 26 miles into Russian airspace, reaches 5 miles altitude, then releases an American Hornet kamikaze drone with 95% of its battery still intact and a strike range extended to roughly 75 miles. No radar signature, no engine noise, just the wind quietly doing all the work. The part that stings most for Russia: they can't copy it. The prevailing winds in the region blow toward Russia, not away from it. Ukraine's geographic position turns a basic meteorological fact into a permanent tactical advantage. Physics picked a side. Source: @NotWhatYouThink

@SGTWipper1Each Fort Wainwright, Alaska. My battery Air assaulted to the top of a hill way out in the Yukon Training Area. I remember drinking coffee out back of my FDC watching an Eagle fly against the sunrise. One of my soldiers said to me. "This sure is a pretty Motherfucker, isn't it?" Yep!

Rank your duty stations from best to worst. What made #1 the best?

@TaraBull They really don't like you if you're a white guy in Hawaii anyway. Throwing rocks at their wildlife is next-level stupid. I'm surprised he didn't get beaten up. I know a warrant officer who got beaten to death because he told some dudes to turn their music down next door to him.

Rich Tourist who bragged 'I'm Wealthy Enough to Pay the Fines' After Throwing Coconut-Sized Rock at Endangered Hawaiian Monk Seal Now Faces $70K Fine and Year in Prison

@SGTWipper1Each Calling Cadence. I could rock the house for a white guy.

What’s something you miss about military life that civilians would probably find weird?

@giveashitnature There is an old Canadian dude who feeds hundreds of Raccoons hot dogs. My Vet told me he is just asking to get Rabies. I don't think he ever got it, though.

The USDA has kept raccoon rabies out of the central United States for over 30 years by air-dropping fish-flavored ravioli from helicopters. Each one is a small packet coated in fishmeal with an oral rabies vaccine inside. Raccoons, foxes, coyotes, and skunks find them by smell, bite through, and swallow. Many animals that consume the bait develop immunity, helping build a protective barrier across populations. The bait is generally considered safe for pets and tested in many non-target species. The USDA's Wildlife Services has been running this since 1995. Without the bait program, raccoon rabies very likely would have spread much further west. A federal program you've probably never heard of is protecting your pets and your kids by feeding wild animals ravioli from a helicopter.

@Rainmaker1973 Better than I could have done.

A retired underwater operations soldier jumped in to save a life, and his speed left onlookers speechless.

@DudespostingWs 13 Bravos could have done a lot worse to him. I have seen them break off the top of a huge glass hot sauce bottle and make a guy drink it.

A Canadian soldier fell asleep during a drill, so his fellow soldiers decided to prank him by firing artillery. Safe to say it woke him up instantly lmao

@CaryKelly11 When you consider how much you pay for a way less quality burger at McDonald's or Burger Kind etc 25 bucks isn't so bad.

I hear my friends and family complain about a $25 double cheeseburger, fries and drink at Five Guys and I tell them "It's your fault it cost so much." They look at me in disbelief. The day everyone says "We refuse to pay that much" is the day Five Guys will become motivated to change. As long as you agree to extortion, they will keep demanding it.

@Agronomme_ I had some of those when training at Fort Polk, LA. I guess you have to grow up eating them. It was way too much work for the little food you got out of them for me.

wild Louisiana crawfish

@SGTWipper1Each I have a -50 below club certificate earned while out in the field in the Tanana Flats, Alaska, in the Artillery 6th ID. My battery was right next to an Air Force weather station, so we could prove how cold it was.

What’s the coldest weather you’ve personally endured?

@SweetTexanRose Looks like fun until old boy turns 66 and his back is toast like mine is.

The proper way to kick off this weekend. Redneck style. 🇺🇸

@Cryptoboyy_Aji Go down to the Army recruiter and be all that you can be, or apply for OCS and be a 2nd lieutenant. They have free healthcare. The folks at Madigan AMC saved my wife from stage 4 cancer twice. You can't beat that.

I pay $500 a month for health insurance. My deductible is $6,000. That means I pay $6,000 a year just to have insurance. Then $6,000 more before it actually kicks in. That’s $12,000 out of pocket before insurance saves me a single dollar. I am not insured. I am pre-bankrupted.

@Suzierizzo1 Why don't you have Johnny Carson on there? It's Carson first by a mile, then Ferguson because he always seemed to have some hot chick on there, and his MAC is or was next level lol.

Who do you think is the Greatest Late Night Talk Show Host of all Time?👇👇👇👇