the_och_jezter

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the_och_jezter

@Dasochjester

19 2 supreme burritos at taco bell? #provider Clocking into the @aesiraloess8 factory for my 24 hour job of being a raging homosexual. I repost nsfw no minors

the one place in that one area Katılım Ekim 2023

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the_och_jezter@Dasochjester·8 Oca

About me for the new years :3 (one of my resolutions is to be more active on social media (posting wise because I want to make more friends lowkey)

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the_och_jezter@Dasochjester·6h

@pqdres OMG GUYS WERE GETTING A GAY SEX EPISODE THEY TEAR THEIR ACLS HAVING HOMOSEXUAL GAY SEX I PROMISE YOU THATS WAHT HAPPENS, THEIR HOMOSEXUAL BUTTSEX IS SO FUCKING ROUGH THEY TEAR THEIR ACLS I PROMISE THIS WILL BE CANON

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seth | sunny 18@pqdres·9h

TWO Charglenn episodes...and "The Guys Have a Sleepover" is a real episode title... yes, that's right, we have writers AND episode titles for Season 18 paddyspubblog.com/2026/05/season…

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rat king 🐀@MikeIsaac·1d

been obsessed with this maniac for a minute

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larry davids mistress@b1gdumb1diott·20h

JUUL was the Saddam Hussein of the vape industry

𒉭𓆏The Great Dane 𓆏𒉭@thegreatdane269

JUUL was the Saddam Hussein of the vape industry. It got absolutely brutalized by the government for flavors that “appealed to kids” (RIP Mango) just for every gas station to become infested with unregulated Chinese disposables that come in pastel colors and have flavors like “Willy Wonka bubblegum sugar delight”

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Off the damn loud@ounceofmid·13h

They’re diving in your preroll weed with shoes on and shit stains in their underwear

Possible 💥@Possible_wrld

Just wanna work on a weed farm and be at peace 🌿

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the_och_jezter@Dasochjester·6h

@scissoring41 dude I genuinely at one point was like "yk what I don't think I'm eastermans how high F'ucK this shit" and turned It off :sob

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mari ⚢@scissoring41·6h

@Dasochjester im actually rolling at this😭sounds like actual hell bro

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mari ⚢@scissoring41·14h

me begging for easterman during prime time when i have 3 prime assets and 2 expops up my ass and all my teammates are dead

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the_och_jezter@Dasochjester·6h

poem I wrote last night about a current situation

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Doctor@Herra_Kirurgi·19h

Doing this to Easterman

𐔌 ྀིྀ bunny@timidbunnie

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the_och_jezter@Dasochjester·6h

guys i love my boyfriend

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the_och_jezter@Dasochjester·6h

@Thee_ashy_larry @zvvzhe @ayyosmar oughhh those are beautiful though ibet a hit of columbian gold sent you to the stratosphere

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🌺 Muad’Dib D. Ashy 🌼@Thee_ashy_larry·12h

@zvvzhe @ayyosmar They was smoking shit that looked like loose leaf tea and law clippings. Ain’t no way he was that fucked up

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zhe the tattoo artist@zvvzhe·20h

what strain was buddy smoking to fent lean into a wood chipper?

Vintage Vixens & Vestiges@vvestiges

Think marijuana is harmless? Think again! (‘80s)

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🚼@sinfinitism·19h

@zvvzhe this back when they was casually dippin blunts in acid so it could be deadass lol, my grandpa told me he got laced the first time put his head out the car window like he was a dog and looked back and he thought he turned into a giraffe

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the_och_jezter@Dasochjester·6h

@DCMultiverses @aesiraloess8 I NEED NEED NEED THIS THINGS WILL HAPPEN YOU CANT EVEN FATHOM IF I GET THIS

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DC News & Updates@DCMultiverses·10h

We're giving away a FREE Batman Arkham Asylum LEGO set! 🦇 HOW TO ENTER: • Follow @DCMultiverses • Repost this post • Like this post • Tag 1 friend per REPLY for extra entries #LEGOBatmanGame #Batman