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@AlecLace Luckily LT cant vote after.... well, pick one of the felonies.

Abdul Carter idolizes Lawrence Taylor so much he begged to wear his retired #56 with the Giants. Whatever you do, don’t show him this video of LT praising President Trump

@theliamnissan Actual Medical professionals knew this when it happened. Told my wife, Nurse of 25 years, and she literally said "sounds like pneumonia that went septic".... maybe I should run Caturds opinions by her.

That's because you're not a doctor, you're a lump of fecal matter

@PulseOrbit @nicksortor Dale died a quarter of a century ago... you clearly dont know how often flies die...

Kyle Busch's death at 41 is a tragedy, but the real question is why NASCAR drivers are dropping like flies. First Dale Earnhardt Sr., then Dan Wheldon, now Kyle, what's going on? The "severe illness" excuse after a "sinus cold" doesn't add up. Was he vaccinated? Did he take the COVID booster? NASCAR needs to come clean about what's killing its stars before another family loses their hero.

🚨 JUST IN: NASCAR legend Kyle Busch has DlED at the age of 41 following a hospitalization with a “severe illness” In-race communications from a recent race, seen below, show Busch requesting a doctor due to a “sinus cold” 👇🏻 41 is FAR too young. Pray for the Busch family 🙏🏻

@stoolpresidente How is this not Chalamet, Spike or Tracy Morgan... fuck, id take Kyle instead.

*unless it’s Met Gala night

@MeganMakinMoney @cmb_wps Its a...mazing

@cmb_wps It’s a skort

It is Friday.

@stoolpresidente That boy bent

Mantis basically got fired for that

Wife- what the fuck are you watching Me- @BFW feeding @BarstoolBigCat tuna fish and blue cheese through a nipple on @BarstoolYak Not sure how she couldnt figure that out...Seemed pretty obvious

@NFLFrascella 2nd in the nfl in sacks and 44th..i politely disagree.

Frascella Ranks the Top 100 Players in the NFL: 1. Browns: Myles Garrett, Edge 2. Rams: Matthew Stafford, QB 3. Seahawks: Jaxon Smith-Njigba, WR 4. Chiefs: Patrick Mahomes, QB 5. Bills: Josh Allen, QB 6. Ravens: Lamar Jackson, QB 7. Rams: Puka Nacua, WR 8. Bengals: Ja'Marr Chase, WR 9. Vikings: Justin Jefferson, WR 10. Raiders: Maxx Crosby, Edge 11. Broncos: Patrick Surtain, CB 12. Falcons: Bijan Robinson, RB 13. Colts: Jonathan Taylor, RB 14. Packers: Micah Parsons, Edge 15. Lions: Amon-Ra St. Brown, WR 16. Lions: Penei Sewell, T 17. Lions: Jahmyr Gibbs, RB 18. Ravens: Derrick Henry, RB 19. 49ers: Christian McCaffrey, RB 20. Cardinals: Trey McBride, TE 21. Bengals: Joe Burrow, QB 22. Cowboys: CeeDee Lamb, WR 23. Cowboys: George Pickens, WR 24. Seahawks: Sam Darnold, QB 25. Ravens: Kyle Hamilton, S 26. Broncos: Nik Bonitto, Edge 27. Texans: Will Anderson, Edge 28. Texans: Danielle Hunter, Edge 29. Eagles: Saquon Barkley, RB 30. Dolphins: De'Von Achane, RB 31. Bills: James Cook, RB 32. Seahawks: Leonard Williams, DT 33. Titans: Jeffery Simmons, DT 34. Seahawks: Devon Witherspoon, CB 35. Broncos: Garett Bolles, T 36. 49ers: Trent Williams, T 37. Bucs: Tristan Wirfs, T 38. 49ers: Fred Warner, LB 39. Falcons: Drake London, WR 40. 49ers: George Kittle, TE 41. Texans: Nico Collins, WR 42. Bears: Joe Thuney, G 43. Chiefs: Creed Humphrey, C 44. Giants: Brian Burns, Edge 45. Lions: Aidan Hutchinson, Edge 46. Raiders: Brock Bowers, TE 47. Commanders: Laremy Tunsil, T 48. Packers: Jordan Love, QB 49. Chiefs: Kenneth Walker, RB 50. Texans: Kamari Lassiter, CB 51. Texans: Derek Stingley, CB 52. Steelers: TJ Watt, Edge 53. Rams: Davante Adams, WR 54. Bears: Caleb Williams, QB 55. Broncos: Bo Nix, QB 56. Chargers: Derwin James, S 57. Eagles: Quinyon Mitchell, CB 58. 49ers: Brock Purdy, QB 59. Patriots: Drake Maye, QB 60. Rams: Trent McDuffie, CB 61. Patriots: Christian Gonzalez, CB 62. Saints: Chris Olave, WR 63. Bengals: Tee Higgins, WR 64. Steelers: Cameron Heyward, DT 65. Lions: Jameson Williams, WR 66. Packers: Josh Jacobs, RB 67. Patriots: AJ Brown, WR 68. Giants: Malik Nabers, WR 69. Patriots: Milton Williams, DT 70. Giants: Andrew Thomas, T 71. Falcons: Chris Lindstrom, G 72. Colts: Quenton Nelson, G 73. Cardinals: Josh Sweat, Edge 74. Panthers: Derrick Brown, DT 75. Eagles: Jalen Hurts, QB 76. Cowboys: Dak Prescott, QB 77. Jaguars: Trevor Lawrence, QB 78. Lions: Jared Goff, QB 79. Bucs: Baker Mayfield, QB 80. Commanders: Jayden Daniels, QB 81. Jaguars: Josh Hines-Allen, Edge 82. Chargers: Justin Herbert, QB 83. Eagles: Jonathan Greenard, Edge 84. Chargers: Tuli Tuipulotu, Edge 85. Chiefs: Chris Jones, DT 86. Ravens: Trey Hendrickson, Edge 87. Rams: Jared Verse, Edge 88. Cowboys: Quinnen Williams, DT 89. Bengals: Dexter Lawrence, DT 90. 49ers: Nick Bosa, Edge 91. Eagles: Cooper DeJean, CB 92. Panthers: Jaycee Horn, CB 93. Seahawks: Ernest Jones, LB 94. Panthers: Devin Lloyd, LB 95. Eagles: Zack Baun, LB 96. Lions: Jack Campbell, LB 97. Patriots: Kevin Byard, S 98. Broncos: Zach Allen, DT 99. Seahawks: Nick Emmanwori, S/CB 100. Eagles: Jalen Carter, DT ... what would you change?

@GlobeBobRyan @JeffNadu

@JeffNadu Anyone putting Shaq above Russell, Wilt and Kareem is automatically disqualified from further discussion.

The 5 greatest players in NBA history Michael Jordan Kobe Bryant LeBron James Shaquille O’Neal Steph Curry

@WestHam_Central Nicest stadium in the Championship is something you will be very proud of.

Cheating. Fucking. Ref. Paying. CUNTS. HAVE YOUR CHEATING TITLE

THIS IS A ROBBERY THERE IS NO FOUL ARSENAL HAVE ROBBED WEST HAM AND HAVE RIGGED THE LEAGUE

💔😔 Harry Kane, heartbroken after UCL dream over for FC Bayern this season.

@stoolpresidente Momma, there goes that man

So Derby Day handle was down but Oaks day was way up? Interesting.

@nickysmokess Bisexual announcement… congrats

Bro if that horse can come back from dead last and win the derby i can put meat on anything

@Sara_Varnholt Heater with a heater

Men be honest: road trip date, I light a cigarette but roll the window down… is that okay?

@CaptainCons Invite. 100%

I sent this text to a group chat of buddies. My one buddy is saying this wasn’t an invite. Is this an invite?

@PardonMyTake What's going on with Max's knee burn

Things that have been said non stop the past 30 minutes We’re watching good hoops Jaylen Brown good Player

@OhioTate @StoolAfterDark Can they sit in the golf cart?

Next week (because it might take all week) on @StoolAfterDark 22 Barstool employees Solitary Confinement No phones, watches, or clocks Porta Potty in the corner Last person standing wins $30,000

@MrJerryOC @Philly_Mays @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @PardonMyTake @PardonMyMeme @barstoolsports @hen_ease Arizona slaps

Made a playlist for @Philly_Mays Bachelor Party this weekend! LET'S GO!