David Schlarb

@PardonMyTake thanks in advance.

The Mount Rushmore of Business Jargons What Got Left Off the list?

@PardonMyTake i hope this email finds you well.

Xbox Series S #XboxSeriesS #Xbox #ad amzn.to/3tJJ0Rh

@Onyxcatredpill @toddstarnes @Cernovich S

@toddstarnes @Cernovich It’s true. My husband is APD. He’s stuck in hq. Can’t leave. Protesters blocking all exits.

@richfroning Bro literally watched this episode this morning lol

Watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and Donald Duck has pet ducks, anybody else find that weird?

@AngelaBelcamino @AOC Yup we’re all going to die because of white right wing males. Thank you for finally saying it. Because no one has ever said it before. Ever. Nazis are running the right. Thank you

@AOC They're all idiots and they're gonna get us all killed.

When I warned everyone in *February* that Pence doesn’t believe in science and shouldn’t be in charge of COVID response, I meant it. But I admit I did not have “VP visits COVID patients without wearing a mask” on my bingo board.

@adamcbest @AOC You’re right! it’s all trumps fault you’re right. I bet he designed it himself to kill all minorities and homosexuals. Hey man! I can’t wait for Joe Biden to be president! We should kill all Christians, am I right?!?

Did anybody find out what people would do if they found out I was a Jesus freak?

@TenMinPod Knew it.

Chicago! You all know how to put on a parade! The most incredible thing I've ever been apart of! Thank you!!

@jimthompson777 is the worst.

Hey @CrossFit you're YouTube stream is broken. Thanks. Nothing is playing.

@QiasOmar yo anyway we can pick up the new shirts online any time soon? Love the look, need it immediately.

Rizzo vs LHP ain't no thing

@WillSasso saw that cameo on "LOVE" killed me! #slittle #basketofcats #djlh

... Wh... what?

@WillSasso you better be the new Barf in the new Space Balls movie. What a dream come true!

at some point thom yorke has reluctantly joined in the singing of Happy Birthday

Just like daddy. #avettswag #babyavett #nicekicks #certifiedshot #qrewkicks #merrychristmas #nike… instagram.com/p/_J-8Ktw-gi/