David Clarke

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Jacob. Best you retire gracefully and disappear. Like so many conservatives I cannot defend anything you and you fellow deluded colleagues have done over the last few years since Brexit. You are just as bad as the morons in your post- just the other side of a bent coin

@GavinWilliamson You should have never taken money under false pretences before

To dispel any speculation, I want to make it clear that I will not be taking any severance. This is taxpayers’ money and it should go instead toward the Government‘s priorities like reducing the NHS’s waiting lists.

@DylanJo05216191 @Philsick Dylan. Bless you for considering one persons welfare. This sort of protest is totally puerile and will only turn people off a very serious issue.

@Philsick You are all condoning and encouraging a violent assault… surely this is a criminal offence?

@Philsick Or the person that threw it?

@GauthierBaudin Interesting to see if Nowell is picked this weekend

Je vous invite à regarder l’attitude de Jack Nowell (14, casque bleu). Ça résume un peu tout le problème anglais en ce moment.

@NadineDorries You poor misguided woman.

The boss is back. The man who broke the Brexit deadlock, delivered the first Covid vaccine, supported Ukraine when no one else would. The one person Labour fear the most is Boris Johnson #BringBackBoris

@Peston @PennyMordaunt Let us hope she wins and Carrie’s on straight talking with a bit of humour. The rest of the contenders are stained by the last or non-entities

This is how @PennyMordaunt has dealt with the contentious issue of whether she believes in biological sex: “I think it was Margaret thatcher who said ‘every prime minister must have a Willy’. A woman like me doesn’t have one”.

@DIG_BITS Jesus you have had a hard life

Okay Dougal, one last time; These diggers are small, That helicopter is far away.

@MarinaNigrelli Where is Denmark?

This is a Danish newspaper The deadline the day after the England defeat reads: "Let the English party. They have nothing else. And rejoice instead that you have woken up in Denmark” OUCH berlingske.dk/europa/lad-eng…

@CMPG You said it was virtually empty! Well done plod reporting another hardened criminal. How do you know the driver was not gauging the speed of other vehicles around? Oh no there wasn’t any!

We followed this driver along a virtually empty motorway for 7 miles constantly driving in lane 3 driving well under the speed limit. Driver stopped and reported for the offence #goleft 4882/23468YF

@Otto_English Because they spent £100k on decorating she thought it might be seen as being careful with somebody else’s money

I know we can all get into the unfortunate habit of attacking those in power for everything they do - but I genuinely think it's great that Carrie Symonds hired her wedding dress for £45. They can be such a huge expense for something that is usually never worn again.

@BrexitBrit At least her father still loves her

#MeghanMarkle has 'genuine concern' she could be 'booed' by the British public if returns to the UK I'm afraid it's an absolute certainty that she will be roundly jeered if she had the audacity to do so She is even more unpopular than Blair once was express.co.uk/news/royal/142…

@AldiUK @marksandspencer @macmillancancer @TeenageCancer Perhaps M&S should act like grown ups too?

Hey @marksandspencer can Colin and Cuthbert be besties? We’re bringing back a limited edition Cuthbert and want to donate profits to cancer charities including your partners @macmillancancer & ours @teenagecancer. Let’s raise money for charity, not lawyers #caterpillarsforcancer.

@AndunEngineers @CDC_Demolition @tru7group @Guynicholls7 @tm__33 @JakeNicholls45 @Chinny63549321 @EmersonHire We were well supported by Andun, our preferred partners

RT @CDC_Demolition: Doing exactly what we do this time over the border in Norfolk #bridgekings @CDC_Demolition @tru7group @Guynicholls7 @tm__33 @JakeNicholls45 @Chinny63549321 @DavidClarkeCDC @AndunEngineers @EmersonHire #nfdc #truteam

@demolitionnews Indeed, I still get an urge but struggle to remember what it means

@DavidClarkeCDC Urges are another thing that gave way to age

Get your copy of the demolition book everyone is talking about: amzn.to/380ym02

@demolitionnews At your age- Never and don’t, even if there is an urge

@DavidClarkeCDC You never know. I might turn over a new leaf

@demolitionnews Some league one outfit I think? Cannot see them asking the prickly questions which I know you will in 2021

@DavidClarkeCDC Demolition Who...?

@demolitionnews Sorry that is everyone then! Happy new year to you and keep those Demolition Hub upstarts where they belong- way behind you

@DavidClarkeCDC I beg to differ Sir. Messrs Woodward, McLean and Ruddal have purchased, consumed and shared. And they’re just the ones I spotted!