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@BhattiLaib9960 A long time ago when I was young and dumb. I use a dab of olive oil now and it works great and maybe I will live longer

My grandma used to do this all the time!!

@Ford_Nick As a last resort if you don’t have a charcoal grill

Do steaks belong on a griddle grill?

@Oscarrjavier95 It’s there so we men can pee without raising the seat because we won’t accidentally dribble onto it. I thought everyone knew that 🤣🤣

Pregunta incómoda:Necesito entender esto ¿Para qué sirve ese pequeño espacio en la tapa del inodoro? 🤔👀

@saniyafatma1278 You don’t know much about drywall repair do you 🤔

I'm losing my mind. I called a handyman to fix this one small hole. He had the nerve to quote me $600! For what?! A $20 patch kit from Home Depot? He's trying to tell me he has to 'cut a new square,' 're-tape the seams,' and 'paint the entire wall' to blend it. What a joke! Does he really think I'm that dumb?! He's just trying to scam me into paying for a full day's work for a 30-minute job.

@TexasGalReborn Looks great but you definitely need a margarita with that ! Personally though I’d rather have beef

Before you lecture me on tortillas, it was a 2 meal, and only 2 tortilla day 😌 No margaritas today— But you never know about tomorrow 😄 #ChickenFajitasAreMyFave

@its_The_Dr Wel first of all he didn’t say this. This is fake

How do you respond to this,

@Real_Ames @Ikennect 1 or 5 would get my blood circulating

Personally... I think 2 is the most appropriate.

@billytex940 But we’ll never kil them all. They reproduce like rats

Ha we shoot and kill them here in Texas.

@lucyshow11 Schlitz and then Budweiser

You’re in high school in the 70s/80s what’s your choice of beer? 🍺

@1Nicdar Truth

I’m inclined to agree with this.

@MbarkCherguia They can lay there and rot before I help them. Call your buddies to the rescue

What sould happen to climate activists who glue their hand to the road?

@FoxNews Recently ?? …New York has been going to sh!t for years 😵‍💫

BREAKING: President Trump tells a New York crowd that he's working to bring his home state back to greatness: “I was born and raised in New York State. My heart has always been here. I love this place, and we’ve got to straighten it out.” “From the beginning, this was a symbol of American excellence and American grit — and really, the American Dream.” “Unfortunately, in recent years, the state’s been held back by bad policies, bad politicians, and foolish radical left idiocy."

@NancyMace Let’s get this bill passed before it is too late …the clock is ticking. Wake up America 🇺🇸

@Rachel_7492 Perfect 👌

@TexasGalReborn You can get them at Walmart too 🤔

Ok, not being paid to promote HEB, but I’ve gotten a lot of people hooked on these items. These chips are super puffy and crispy! This queso is spicy, but they have others as well (dairy section). Not your typical store-bought taste. Will go great with my fajitas this weekend. Habanero is my fave 🌶️

@Mira_sam22 If you do there’s something else wrong with him 🤠

@Sofia50020Sofia You’re pretty handy so at least 20% 🤣

Be HONEST

@TulsiGabbard @Common_Cent1 @ODNIgov Thank you Tulsi. You are a great American and a great wife

I am deeply grateful for the trust President Trump placed in me and for the opportunity to lead @ODNIgov for the last year and a half. Unfortunately, I must submit my resignation, effective June 30, 2026. My husband, Abraham, has recently been diagnosed with an extremely rare form of bone cancer. He faces major challenges in the coming weeks and months. At this time, I must step away from public service to be by his side and fully support him through this battle.

@Itx_judith I can !

Who Else Can Proudly Say That in 21 Years They Have Never Watched a Moment of Stephen Colbert?

@johnrich It’s Cadillac Ranch but why would anyone go twice 🥴

Every time I visit my hometown of Amarillo,TX, I have to swing by here:) Where was I?