David Ward

Remember when Meghan Markle said that on the “freedom flight” a crew member knelt next to her seat, took his hat off and told her, “We appreciate everything you did for our country.” 🤭 She later said it was the “first time” someone had recognised the “sacrifice” she had made 👀 I’m sorry but what sacrifice exactly? Apart from taxpayers ending up with a wedding estimated around £32 million that she later called a “spectacle”, I’m struggling to remember the contribution we’re all supposed to be grateful for 🙄 Meghan Markle always seems to have something extraordinary happening during flights, doesn’t she? It’s like all her biggest admirers are permanently somewhere in the skies 😌 And now we have not one but TWO Richie Richs signing her anniversary message… what are the odds 😂 But then it’s Meghan Markle’s world and stranger things have happened, so two crew members with the same name on one plane? Who knows 🤯 Maybe next we’ll hear about a crew member thanking her for her bravery in surviving hardships no ordinary person could possibly comprehend 😌 Or a pilot interrupting the flight to say, “Ladies and gentlemen, before landing we’d like to personally thank Meghan Markle for her extraordinary sacrifices and everything she has done for humanity.” 🤭 Or a cabin crew member wiping away tears whispering, “No one has ever suffered or sacrificed quite like you.” 😭 At this point, with Meghan Markle flight stories, I’m just wondering how long before we hear the next one 👀😭 On a serious note though, I’m embarrassed just listening to some of these stories 😭 The dramatic sobbing into a security guard’s arms… girl where was your husband that you had to collapse into the The “I tried so hard”, the kneeling crew member, the endless admiration, the extraordinary sacrifices… how do people listen to all this and not think, “this sounds less like real life and more like a Wattpad story where the heroine is worshipped by everyone she meets” 😭 Because the level of self importance in some of these stories is genuinely astonishing… and what surprises me even more is there are people listening thinking, “yes, this all sounds perfectly normal” 👀

Teachers’ voting intentions. Explains a lot.

Are you also thinking this? He is Starmer 2.0

Labor is removing the higher private health insurance rebate for Australians over 65. Modelling from Private Healthcare Australia shows some retirees could face premium increases three times higher than younger members. A couple over 70 with gold hospital cover could be hit with an extra $1,614 a year. Over 900,000 of those affected earn less than $55,000. These are people who did the right thing and kept private cover to take pressure off the public system. Now they're being punished for it. Because when Labor runs out of money, they come after yours.

Is there ANYONE in this government with a brain cell?? We don’t have enough money for the equipment or manpower to properly protect the UK and so we’re going to spend £1 BILLION on chip fat fuel so the RAF can pretend its hit net zero by 2040 It’s insane 🤡