Christian 🇨🇦

All my tweets are canon

Ah, I see, the wisdom is “yea these teeth hurt and need to be removed”

@NW1700 @oat32706 The people have spoken, they agree!

@oat32706 <_<

@Big__TeeJ @InsiderGamingIG Except for the part that Respawn has made multiple games in Unreal Engine like the Fallen Order games

@InsiderGamingIG Exactly as I expected... I just knew when I saw Unreal Engine 5 that this was somebody's fantasy not reality.

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@NW1700 Dude, haven’t you heard? They fucking unionized against us, something about “working in unsafe environments” like really? this volcano hasn’t gone off in like what?? 3 weeks? You’re fine

you don’t have a guy for that? i thought we all had guys for that

High key, they should let me be in this movie, I’d make a Killer Tingle

It’s with unfornate news that I must announce that I will not be in Avengers: Doomsday, I want everyone to know that I didn’t leave on bad terms, just had a creative difference, I wanted my character to be the most bad ass character ever but alas Marvel did not

@NW1700 True if big

Inflation be raising the price of everything except the price of returning a beer can

@LeafsPapi_ The Trainer to Auston Matthews:

What is Matthews drinking?? 🤔

@NW1700 That’s a man of the people

saw a man on the bus with four different jared leto joker tattoos

@NW1700 I actually lied, it was Scream 5 that exists

@DeluxeChin never heard of it

we are so back again

@NW1700 Don’t forget me when your rich and famous

like i’m just here to say things after having drinks yk

Anyone know of places looking to hire a town crier?

@canucks2030 @LeafSingh You think the mouth breather in charge of the states is going to take the “good” parts of Canada? Their going to call it communism, say something about the liberals and enact a law that doubles the divide between the rich and poor

@LeafSingh Saying "never" like so many are doing right now could mean missing out on an opportunity. what if the new combined country could take the best parts of each? What if the name going forward for both was Canada? Look, im not suggesting this is likely but keep an open mind

It’s so funny when these “Canadians” think their lives will be better as Americans. I literally think they watched Top Gun or American Sniper too many times. Listen, if you are a failure in 🇨🇦, it is almost guaranteed that you will be a failure in 🇺🇸 (but with no health care).

Can’t explain it but this hockey game has an aura to it I don’t think I’ve ever felt being a fan of this sport

@FensomRob @WilliamShatner FUCK, I can’t believe I missed 9 World Wars

@WilliamShatner William, Germany started WW11 when they marched into Poland

I believe you are wrong, Sporto. The only war “started” by Canada & others was WW2 and from what I recall, they were one of the victors. 🙄

I stand corrected. This is the loudest Canadian anthem I have ever heard live. Wow.

@reporterchris The Cup of Facing-Off

In addition to this trophy -- which remains unnamed -- the winners of the 4 Nations Face-Off team will receive gold medals.

I stole this tweet