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@DickFitzwell75

Pulled more tail then a slow kid at a petting zoo...!

South of Heaven Katılım Haziran 2013
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CockLesnar
CockLesnar@DickFitzwell75·
@Jaxtastic420 🤣 Need some company I'll bring the popcorn and booze 💯😋
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Jax@Jaxtastic420·
I'm busy.
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Jax@Jaxtastic420·
See, the problem with masterbating is I'm so good at it I don't want to stop 🤣 😭 🤣
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Luis J. Gomez@luisjgomez·
What was your first concert? Mine: Poison circa 1989
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Casey Mae@heyitscaseymae·
Looking for a man who will get intoxicated with me and do DDR battles with me all night long. ⬅️⬆️⬇️➡️
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Casey Mae
Casey Mae@heyitscaseymae·
I just had a lawn guy no-call no-show on me after he said he’d stop by to give me a quote. He just reached out three days later like nothing ever happened. Zero apology. The only thing more rude than that is the reply that he’s about to get. Meany mode, engaged.
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Casey Mae@heyitscaseymae·
Who knows CPR because I’m really bad at swimming 😂
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Alinity@Alinity·
Life said ‘buckle up’ this year… and we’re still standing
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Sara Weinshenk@princessshenk·
Woke up a year older - just happy to be here ❤️🙏🏻🤗💫
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Casey Mae
Casey Mae@heyitscaseymae·
Every time a man tries to break up with me my ass gets a little fatter.✌🏼🍑
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Casey Mae@heyitscaseymae·
What’s the over/under that I get booted if I post an Δss pic today?
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Jax@Jaxtastic420·
@DickFitzwell75 Its actually so well done tho. So clean.
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CockLesnar@DickFitzwell75·
@Jaxtastic420 The perfect tattoo doesn't exissssss..... 🤣🤣🤣
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Mrs Poindexter
Mrs Poindexter@mrspoindexter·
I didn’t get many dates in high school, just so you know
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Mrs Poindexter
Mrs Poindexter@mrspoindexter·
A super-rare. My high school graduation pic, found it in a drawer. Just a mi1f-in-training, Miss Poindexter. Oh, and there’s a Masters Golf prize giveaway game on my fan page starting now. Cut-off is Friday AM if you want to join. if you can’t find the link, you can’t play.
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Sara Weinshenk
Sara Weinshenk@princessshenk·
Hung out with my white boomer dad for 48 hours and now I can’t stop saying “Willy nilly”
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CockLesnar
CockLesnar@DickFitzwell75·
@heyitscaseymae I want to go on an Egg hunt with you. (Yes, those eggs) 😈😋
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Casey Mae
Casey Mae@heyitscaseymae·
Jesus ain’t the only thing that rose today. 😉 happy Easter!
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