Matt
645 posts
Matt
@DocFalconer
Actor, sketch writer, martial artist, karaoke artist, office worker...artist.
Queens, NY Katılım Nisan 2012
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“Fresh diaper. Good. Now, shit your pants again, immediately”
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A Louisiana resident named Marshawn didn’t hold back today and didn’t care who he offended with what he said. He’s right; this is MAGA’s last gasp for air. The courage of these residents to speak out gives me hope for our future. #DemsUnited
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IT WAS CALLED THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR AND THEY BROUGHT THE BOOKS TO THE SCHOOL AND SET IT UP LIKE A BOOKSTORE AND YOU COULD GET GOOSEBUMPS AND FEAR STREET BOOKS BUT ALSO MICHAEL JORDAN POSTERS AND NICKELODEON BOOKMARKS AND PENCILS THAT SMELLED LIKE CUPCAKES
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If you were horrified last night watching our elected leaders run and scramble because of gun violence, just imagine how my daughter Jaime felt in school running from an active shooter before she was killed.
Now, becomes a part of the solution and only vote for people determined to address gun violence in America.
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Take that ya’ poor kids!
Tiberius@tiberiusfiles
Punishing homeless children to show the world he is a better Christian than the Pope
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I’m not religious in the least, but I know a great message when I see one. Happy Easter!
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@NYCMayor
Happy Easter, New York! Today, millions of New Yorkers celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ and the victory of hope over despair and faith over fear. As the air warms and cherry blossoms begin to bloom, this holy day is a sacred time to pause and reflect on a season of rebirth. Whether you spend this day singing in pews, parading on Fifth Avenue, joining a processional guided by the bamboo trumpets of Haitian Rara music, or hunting for painted eggs amidst the spring grass, I wish every New Yorker celebrating a joyous day. Let us all embrace this holiday's spirit of hope and renewal as we build the City — and the world — that we deserve.
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A praying mantis landed on his hat, and instead of freaking out, he gave the little guy an update on the game 😂
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@nostalgiaa Great now this song’ll be stuck in my head for another 34 years.
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@Hasbro @HasbroPulse what in the world are you thinking. This is outrageous. You’re going to price people out.
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@DocFalconer @preterniadotcom Agree, I’ll just wait for Mattel next year when they come out with their DC action figures
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He has the best tantrums, nobody has better tantrums than him. People come up to him, and they say “Sir, sir…You give such amazing tantrums…like nothing I’ve ever seen.”
The Bulwark@BulwarkOnline
Trump: "I am allowed to cut off any and all trade…I can destroy the trade, I can destroy the country, I'm even allowed to impose a foreign country destroying embargo…I can do anything I want to do to them…I'm allowed to destroy the country, but I can't charge a little fee."
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