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I have early chores this morning. The animals will be unsupervised. I am not responsible for any theft, murder, assault or fraud committed during this period. Use caution.

@RhinoInCrisis @doeincrisis @mooseincrisis I think that's a fight you do probably win.

@DogInControl @doeincrisis @mooseincrisis I’m a rhino I ain’t scared of that dumb moose

Whats a deer doing in here?

@Rathernicemoth dude, you were bested by a simple bug light.

I truly can’t be bested by any animal or human

@RhinoInCrisis @doeincrisis @mooseincrisis You understand you can only push a moose so far before they charge. And I ain't standing in front of him for you.

@DogInControl @doeincrisis She loves doing her Yoga with @mooseincrisis

@horsetwting What are you gonna do with the rest of your life then, Horsey?

i dont feel like running anymore

@ratincontrol @RhinoInCrisis @CatInShambles We summon you to provide a proper funeral.

@RhinoInCrisis NOOOOO

Did he deserve this??

@rabbitincrisiss @Catwnesel I'm on your side, Rabbit.

ATTENTION @Catwnesel PLEASE RESPOND TO THE ALLEGATIONS OF BEING ANTI-RABBIT🚨🚨

@doeincrisis This is deranged. I wish I'd thought of it.

this is demented.

@rabbitincrisiss I thought we were going to keep this secret, but I want to tell the world we're together.

@rabbitincrisiss It's the least I can do for our unlikely friendship.

I would literally rather kill myself

@rabbitincrisiss Starting an OnlyFurs?

Why is adult content like this allowed on this platform

@RhinoInCrisis @mooseincrisis I can handle Timmy falling down the well. But not this.

What is Moose doing here??

@mooseincrisis @FoxNews New footage released of a suspected shooter

@FoxNews it wasn’t the animals

BREAKING: White House locked down after as many as 30 shots fired in vicinity.

New FBI most wanted list just dropped. Do not approach. Please notify the proper authorities. Consider these individuals deranged and dangerous.

@motheinsect I will honor you with a windchime.

pray for me, a cat is chasing me now

@ichewthings un-infested

what is a household without rats? it’s incomplete

@pigincrisis touching bed

touching mud

@ratincontrol I was waiting for @felineincrisis to grab you in midair. Disappointing.

This is how fast i jump into conclusions 🤣