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@elonmusk This fucking app 🚮

@C_3C_3 He’s trying to get the percentage above his approval rating, he’s so close.

There have been 45 different Presidents in American history. At least 20% of all assassination attempts have been on… President Trump. This must stop.

@marklevinshow How you gonna try an age dig and in the same sentence be made to cry by Piers Morgan 🤣

What are you 5 years old asshole. You should be happy, by most accounts.  We shall see how this plays out over time. And nobody ever controlled the President, dumb shit.  Not me. Not the Jews. Not the Israelis.

@johnewing Don’t do it, just get a purse.

You know what’s awesome about having a girl? They always got stuff in their purse for you ✅

@JohnCleese Anybody who believes in freedom is on board with this

Yes

RIP to another time traveler

@Logically_JC She’s just trying to see the fireworks

It’s amazing we’ve made it this far as a species.

Ouch 🤣🤣🤣

Community note for the win.🤣

@Sassafrass_84 This is from the group text for the bots

The whole world is standing with Trump on Iran… Everyone except the Democrats in America. At this point, it’s not even surprising anymore. Democrats are anti American.

bunu çözersen, sen bir dahisin. çözebilir misin?

@SpeakerJohnson Who keeps voting for this dumb fuck?

President Trump is the ONLY one who could have gotten Iran — the world’s largest state sponsor of terrorism — to the negotiating table. We are greatly encouraged to learn a PEACE DEAL in Iran is underway — and look forward to learning more about the specifics. Under President Trump’s leadership, our nation is stronger, more respected on the global stage, and safer than ever before.

@BasedMikeLee He is talking to you, @JDVance

When you compare Trump to Hitler You encourage assassination attempts Stop it There’s *zero* legal or moral justification for violence against him I invite all Democrats to echo this message

@MatrixMysteries Fuck, California is flipping blue

“Nick Shirley tests how hard it is to vote in California." He walks into the Registrar of Voters. Signs ONE form. That’s it. No ID. No verification. No questions. If this is all it takes to vote, the system is built to be EXPLOITED.

You don't want to have too many assassination attempts or people might become desensitized to them like mass shootings.

@TONYxTWO Oof

Stephen Colbert’s finale viewers: 6.7 million Trump’s post trolling Colbert: 61 million and counting 😭😭😭

@TONYxTWO Damn maybe Trump should finally get his first Emmy. Nah.

@Badhombre So she’s JOE BIDEN????

Gonna use my psychic powers: the shooter’s a leftist, And a transexual, And a groyper upset about Massie’s loss, And a Muslim, And also public school teacher.

@StevenCheung47 Did your head get that shape from ridin mushroom dick too much?

President Trump is working at 8:00 PM. Can’t stop, won’t stop.