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The Official Twitter of Drake University's D+ Improv Troupe. Welcome to our truth.

Katılım Ocak 2014
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"It's a secret recipe you'll never know... but I can teach it to you if you want" -Audrey
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"This is phase 3 out of 4 of bedtime" - Richard
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“There’s nothing wrong with working out your breasts” - Louis
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“At least I made her get me a drink even though I’m underage, engaged, and rich” - Evan
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“I’m not gonna lie I read her diary” - Teo
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“This is how we made you, on this very treadmill” - Adam
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“This is a workshop on how to be a sub” - Louis
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“I’m gonna take this quarter and slide it between the cheeks of your ass” - Maria
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“It’s a good thing we’ll have to eat him together. He’s got lots of cake on him” - Adam
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“We have to honor his legacy. Let’s butt chug this bitch” - Louis
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“I think the frisking has gone too far. This is public television” - Shane
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“This is how you grow rice” - Louis
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“The cinderblocks kept coming down. I couldn’t say yes or no. I couldn’t stop them” - Claire
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“Get your hot dogs, fresh off the dog” - Adam
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“It’s spelling out something! Die bitch?” - Emily
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“This isn’t the first time I put my body in a Tupperware” - Maria
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“It’s not cool to be apathetic but go off” - Emily
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“I have some special soft spots on my head” - Adam
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“I come here just wanting a perm, and you say no?” - Evan
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“Sometimes you gotta show the rats who’s boss and put them in your mouth a little bit” - Josie
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