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the sacramento kings are a psyop
Long Beach, CA Katılım Nisan 2012
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Dm if you want your ranked grinded for the low, PS5
Fast turnaround ✅
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Luis Arraez this season:
.324 AVG
56 Hits
12 BB | 7 K’s
.797 OPS
125 wRC+
+3 DRS | +9 OAA
1.8 fWAR (1st among 2B)
His 1-year, $12 million contract has been a STEAL 🔥
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@onesecbenny @arthritic_papi *seeing a post about a beer vendor* “how can I make this about the Rockies…”
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@arthritic_papi The Colorado Rockies were one of worst teams in baseball history, and still drew more fans than the Tigers last season. Now I know why.
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@DylanJenni44170 @DelRaz09 Magical one-year runs are great and the most memorable anyway
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@DelRaz09 Can’t even talk shit we fucking suck the team needs to stop wasting time and just start the rebuild. I’ve already accepted that 23 was a magical one year run
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Rangers fans don't even taunt anymore. They just show up to your ballpark and stare at you like this.
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@ManfredTim @ScottJund I think they just like plentifulness. Mine eat more when there’s more in the bowl. And if it runs low where they can see the bottom, the last bits go very, very , slowly
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@ScottJund its funny because one of my cats used to prefer eating straight from the bag like a piggy instead of in the perfectly good food bowl.
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I went to fill up their food storage with a new bag. His greed sickens me.
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@adolfmaxxing It probably is a layup but seems like he just sucks at the game
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"4s on Tinder are no longer layups for 6'3 millionaire pro athletes?"
#ReclaimD1@ReclaimD1
Modern woman goes on a first date with pirates pitcher Chris Devenski and tells all after he attempted to persuade her to go back to his place. Thoughts ⁉️👑
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@Reductress this one is not very funny. maybe add "like a person living through the Great Depression." :) (usually most of your stuff is funny however)
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Woman Unplugs Fully Charged Phone as if She Were Picking a Ripened Tomato off the Vine: ow.ly/PME750YZbGu
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@shamgod77 @GBS_TX @TheBayAreaBob Imai still has more upside. He’s only a month and a half into a new league with a new ball
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Y’all were pissing, shitting and crying that the Giants didn’t sign this guy
AT@BaseballWRLD_
Tatsuya Imai’s first 4 starts of his career: 12.2 IP 12 Hits 13 ER 14 BB 16 K’s 9.24 ERA 2.05 WHIP
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@RayButler365 As a neutral watcher these are the best. Make me doubt it until the camera pans down
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Camera man should go to jail.
Pikkit@pikkitsports
Wilyer Abreu (+470 to hit a HR) just hit one that would have been a home run in 29 out of 30 ballparks 🫠
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@MysteryEeee @ChrisElloSD Further evidence the old heads only hate stats because they can’t understand them
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@ChrisElloSD Not it's not launch angle he just needs to cut the ball and half and get a little under it. Hit the lower half of the ball. He almost had a Homerun yesterday but was waaaay under it.
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Everyone is trying to fix this guy, and many think his low Launch Angle (2.8) is to blame…Is it really?
Well, the MLB leader in Launch Angle is TB’s Cedric Mullins (32.7) — who also has MLB’s worst OPS (.436) among qualified players. ⚾️
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@jayhaykid Yall need to stop overreacting to Boob’s senile analysis of it
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I wonder how many hundreds of millions/billions in awful contracts Buster Posey can take on/issue on behalf of the Giants franchise before he cancels out the value he added from the World Series titles
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@jasongeisenheim @JoshLStephenson @dren_braves It’s not that the result is worse, just that it means either your gameplan or control was very off for that hitter. Need to attack with a big lead
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@JoshLStephenson @dren_braves If you think the walk is worse than the homer then explain to me why you wouldn't just balk three times to let the guy score
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@johnyeardley @NWLB_Efficiency @TheDunkCentral @JakeLFischer It’s pretty much a coin flip top 2, good luck getting almost anything trading down 1 spot lmao
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@NWLB_Efficiency @TheDunkCentral @JakeLFischer It would have to be a tremendous haul. Trade with Utah for the number two pick plus several players plus an unprotected first round oick
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The Washington Wizards will reportedly consider trading down from the No. 1 pick, per @JakeLFischer
“Winger told me directly that the Wizards will at least consider trading down. He insisted that this is ‘not a savior moment’ for Washington given that the franchise just traded for two former All-Stars in Trae Young and Anthony Davis on top of the slew of recent lottery picks it already has accumulated. He added that, in accordance with Wizards general manager Will Dawkins' prospect evaluations, Washington will not rule out a move downward if Dawkins determines there are two or three players that the Wizards are eager to come away with.”
(Via open.substack.com/pub/marcstein/…)
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Is being a Sacramento Kings fan a social experiment?
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@KaageIrv @TheChicagoPope I’ve been saying the same thing about myself! I haven’t thrown in 8 years but I’ll PAY an MLB team to give me a shot. What do they have to lose!
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@TheChicagoPope Well, give him a chance. If your evaluation is right, cut him…or are you afraid he’ll light up the league?
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Texted my friend who works in a high level position in a MLB front office to ask him if he had any insight into why Trevor Bauer isn’t getting any traction in the MLB again. This is his verbatim response, copied and pasted with permission:
“No interest in him for yrs. PR nightmare, players don’t want him around, control freak and a diva, wants special treatment. League minimum talk on X is a desperation play for clicks, eyeballs. Every scouting dept monitors NPB, MEX. Velo+spin down, control diminishing. Workout programs took backseat to YouTube career, shows on field. Doesn’t have the stuff to make a 40man, wouldn’t make our LowA roster. Would be shocked if he ever gets even a minor league deal again. Def won’t with us, friends in other offices say same.”
Nature is healing. 🥰🥰🥰
Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー)@BauerOutage
Hypothetical: You’re the owner of an MLB team. I offer to take $0 salary and sign a minor league contract and go to Low A. If the “he sucks now” crowd is right and I get lit up, you cut me, lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club. If the “clubhouse cancer” crowd is right, you see it immediately at Low A and cut me. You lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club. If there’s massive negative PR, which we already know there won’t be, you just cut me and move on. The story is dead in a couple days, you lose $0, and there’s no risk to the big league club. But, assuming none of those things happen, which they obviously wouldn’t, if you like what you see, you can promote me to AA and re evaluate me there. Then AAA. Then the big leagues. If I earn it, which you’d be 100% in control of deciding. If you don’t think I’m good enough, you lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club. You could take away my “antics”. You could take away my social media. You could ask anything of me. If I don’t comply, you cut me, lose $0, and there’s no risk to the big league club. What logical reason is there to not do this? At worst, you cut me and there’s no risk to the big league club. At best, you get a Cy Young winner for $0 who you know can still pitch and could help the big league team if and when you see fit.
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@Kwhisenhunt15 @23cmcpadres Literally not the point. The jogging to the ball bc he wants to be all nonchalant to let weatherholt come all the way around is the problem. He doesn’t give a fuck
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@23cmcpadres Holy crap! The guy made an error! Even not hitting homeruns he is still one of the best players on the team! Boegarts is the MVP so far this year and everyone wanted him gone last year! Also that was way more than a jog!!
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Fernando Tatis Jr jogging after the ball that got by him and on to the warning track is the worst part of all of this. I don’t care if he’s hitting baseballs 140 mph. He has 0 homers and is now doing stuff like this. Bench him. Do something. It’s over.
St. Louis Cardinals@Cardinals
A LITTLE LEAGUE GRAND SLAM FOR JJ WETHERHOLT!! 🤯
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@BrokenUSB_ @interesting_aIl Na you read it right he just walked it back
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Tootsie Roll’s recipe from 1896 requires that a batch of the previous day be incorporated into the new batch
This means that each piece has a trace of the original 1896 Tootsie Roll
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@lilbabygandhi @TSSalamander Much more often than produce you buy in grocery stores, yes
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@TSSalamander Do u think local farms are run by one guy/his immediate family?
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