E247
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Pemandangan jam 5 pagi di Kuala Lumpur.
Makin risau pulak tengok weh. Dah macam dekat luar negara dah. Tak kisah local ke tak tapi benda ni boleh bejangkit.
Tapi mostly ramai student melayu je yang pergi tempat macamni 😅
Indonesia
@bckupacc99 Benda boleh cancel tapi nak disidai. Sekali cancel rate bukan jatuh sgt pun lainla ada perangai lain.
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Husband: “He doesn’t look like me… I want a paternity/DNA test.”
Wife: “So after 12 years, you think I cheated?”
Husband: “If you’ve got nothing to hide, it shouldn’t matter.”
DNA test comes back… he’s the father.
Husband: “See? Now I have peace of mind.”
Wife: “And now I have clarity. I’m leaving.”
Middle Son: “Mom… why does Dad hate me?”
Husband: “You’re divorcing me… over a test?”
Wife: “No. I’m divorcing you because you looked at your own child and saw doubt… and looked at your wife and saw betrayal.”
Months later…
Husband: “Can we spend Christmas together… as a family?”
Son: “No.”
Wife: “He deserves to be around people who make him feel loved.”
Even later…
Husband: “Why is everyone treating me like I’m the bad guy?”
Everyone: “Because the DNA test proved he was your son… but your actions proved you weren’t acting like his father.”
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@DoNotMindPlease A few decades ago, Malaysia looked more like a developed country and was even ahead of Singapore in some ways. What happened after that? Can it still compete with Vietnam in the region?
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Very bullish piece on Malaysia by Bloomberg
Malaysia = safe heaven
1. Foreign central banks now own a record 36% of Malaysia's sovereign bonds, from 29.4% a year ago.
2. These bonds returned nearly 12% to dollar investors over the last year.
3. The ringgit has surged over 14% against the dollar since early 2025.
4. Malaysia's status as a net energy exporter protects it from global oil shocks.
5. Local bond yields moved only 15 bps during recent Middle East volatility.
6. The government raised its 2026 growth forecast after the economy beat expectations.
7. The World Bank now views the nation as a regional safe haven.
8. Fuel subsidy costs hit $1.8 billion in April due to regional conflict.
9. The central bank maintained interest rates at 2.75% during its last meeting.
10. Global funds bought $947 million in local notes during the month of April.
Huat ah
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@whosyourmama14 @localrkyt Kelantan atok kau, potong la ic dialects dalam Malaysia pun tak reti beza.
Indonesia
@localrkyt Asal kelantan tak kisah laki ke pompuan otak diorang asyik seks manjang eh? 😅 dalam 10 kawan kelantan aku 8 orang confirm ada sexual jokes 😵💫
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@amirulimananuar @localrkyt Kelantan atok kau, potong la ic dialects dalam Malaysia pun tak reti beza.
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@localrkyt Kelantan ni kalau tengah berkomunikasi dgn bukan kelantan, tak boleh ke bercakap dalam bahasa Melayu standard? Kenapa nak bercakap kelantan?
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@meinmokhtar 3 sbb bf org bukan laki org, laki org pun boleh kahwin 4.
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@HdRipper79 @thatdayin1992 Lol templar that created & rebrand to freemason
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@meinmokhtar Single bolehla. Family man sole bread winner kais2x dah tu.
Indonesia
Binance Card (Mastercard) is available in Malaysia 🇲🇾 already! Go setup your virtual crypto card now!
If you haven’t register on Binance: binance.com/register?ref=U…
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Nak tahu kenapa B40 sentiasa hidup bangsat, semput dan sempit?
Dia ambil hak orang lain.
Parkir.
Ruang pejalan kaki.
Waktu tidur orang ( pulas minyak motor bodohnya dan ekzos bodoh dia).
Pesan barang pakai Tunai Bila Sampai tapi menyorok bila e hantar sampai.
Ubah suai rumah landai sampai tepi jalan dan masuk laluan belakang untuk Bomba.
Kalau kau bangsat kan, sempitkan, ambil hak hidup orang lain, tuhan balas tunai terus.
Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco 🇲🇽 Indonesia
