MattJono

Smooth William! Telling Catherine, “Oh nothing, I’m just checking the time” with a straight face😂👌

@Manlikepaddz @UTDavey Always my number 1 if picking a dream team

@UTDavey @EMJAY_88

What are the chances?! Rooney literally chatting to the ref one second, scoring a worldie the next. 🎯

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British humour is the best in the world.

Next season is going to be a movie. 🍿

My manager watching me leave work at 5 PM when my shift ends at 5 PM

When the food at the restaurant is coming, but not for you

Antik Asurlular 2800 Yıl Önce Nehirleri İşte Böyle Geçiyorlardı! 😲

@ClownWorld @Manlikepaddz

Yeah, science!!! 😂 😂

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@Manlikepaddz @lilley_les 😅

@EMJAY_88 @lilley_les Is she available Thursday? 😊

@Manlikepaddz @BGatesIsaPyscho I know it's disgusting isn't it pal 😕

@BGatesIsaPyscho @EMJAY_88

🇬🇧 Meanwhile in Liverpool “You can’t eat the Pigeons of the street mate” All the Swans have gone so they’re eating the Pigeons.

It’s nice to see how many people of colour turned out for the UTK rally yesterday. But for me this fella was the pick of the bunch. Celebrating British culture is not racist. However there will be people who do not accept him as a Brit because he is black. And this is when it does become racism, judging him on colour and not his values. If that’s how some people feel. That’s their business, I’m not going to tell people how they should think. But I’m not about that. I think people like him should be cherished and protected at all costs. Absolute legend 💙🇬🇧

Room for improvement @rickygervais

"Taking a cold shower will reduce anxiety."

@elliegotcakes @Manlikepaddz

" You are the 1st girl i brought home " my dog :