Elijah

@TopShelfSeymour @ryancohen Sounds like you’ve had two years to DCA. But you probably haven’t. Oh well. 🤣🫵🏼

@Efrench_____ @ryancohen 2 years ago it was in the low $20s. Where’s it at now? Oh it’s traded flat for 2 years? Wow, how amazing!!

Responsibilities include finding out where the money is going…

@TopShelfSeymour Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

@TopShelfSeymour @ryancohen Well, considering 5Y ago was right after the squeeze, yeah, that’s a cherry picked chart. Lmfao.

@Efrench_____ @ryancohen 5yr chart is cherry picking? Wow, you really are a dumb motherfucker.

@TopShelfSeymour @ryancohen Guy cherrypicks the 5Y chart specifically lmfao Now do all time, dumb ass. Tell me your cost basis is $40+ without telling me. You’re mad you bought the top 🤣🫵🏼

@ryancohen GameStop shareholders are wondering where all their money went

WHO WANTS A BEER SKATE?! RT for your chance to win the hottest drinking device in sports.

JACKSON BLAKE IN OVERTIME FOR THE SERIES WIN!!!!!

SHOCKED THE WORLD 🤯 @SStricklandMMA defeats Khamzat Chimaev by Split-Decision to become the NEW middleweight champion of the world! [ B2YB @HSpecialSurgery ]

EASTERN CONFERENCE FINAL BOUND 😤

TAYLOR HALL WINS IT IN OVERTIME

@Shane00 Another hypothetical win for Lebron!!

No lies told

@Diablo Another unfinished and unpolished launch. Thanks!!!!!

Lord of Hatred is live now and the Season of Reckoning will start at approximately 4:30PM PDT.

Give. Him. Hell. 🔥⚔️ Diablo IV: Lord of Hatred is Live Now

Games Ottawa won Minutes we trailed 🤝 Zero

SWWWWWEEP CAROLINA

Heaven ushered in a hero of the faith last night as my Dad was welcomed home! Many will say sorry for your loss but the truth is he’s not lost, we know exactly where he is. He’s home. Forever! I asked him last week what he looked forward to most about Heaven, and he simply said, “Jesus.” He couldn’t wait to see Jesus face to face. Praise God that his wait is over. Death has been swallowed up in victory. He’s healed and whole now. So we don’t mourn as those with no hope. See you soon Dad!

So this whole Noah’s Ark discovery… yah it’s not legit. If we could deal with reality for just a moment and suspend what a lot of people *want* to be true rather than what is true — pretty much everything about the facts coming out of this story are embroiled in sensationalism and non-credible archeology. I believe there was a Noah and an Ark. But the formation in the Anatolian Mountains is almost certainly not the remains of that.

@FinanceLancelot Dumbest shit I’ve ever read

Why is Tim Cook leaving Apple $AAPL after 15 years? Why was this announcement made 10 days before earnings? Why is Tim Cook quietly buying Nike $NKE stock? I'll give you a hint in 3 2 1... look at the stock charts. 🤫