ElliottThePoodle🐩

For almost 18 years, my human has gotten up at bedtime and said "you wanna go to bed with me?" And we went off to bed together. Now she doesn't have me to go to bed with. This sucks. I miss my buddy.

@hotahotasa45082 You can’t hear my barking dog if you are in Pakistan.

ムスリム「吠える犬は一部の人には無害に聞こえるかもしれません。しかし、祈祷中の人々にとっては、深く失礼なものに感じられます」 なるほど なら日本は犬を飼うしかないね🐕🇯🇵

@NYCMayor Oh. They pray outside the mosque. Not clear on the whole “building” thing, huh?

@NYCMayor Did someone throw en egg through the window?

I am aware of the disturbing incident targeting worshippers during Friday prayers outside the Baitul Mamur Mosque in Brooklyn, where a man praying was struck with an egg. 

That hateful act is unacceptable and an affront to the values that define us as New Yorkers. 

My administration is committed to rooting out anti-Muslim hate in all its forms and ensuring every New Yorker can live and worship in safety and dignity. The NYPD Hate Crime Task Force is investigating this incident.

@GadSaad @benshapiro Got the book today. The cover is much prettier in person than in pictures.

My chat with @benshapiro will be rescheduled due to some technical glitches on their end. Stay tuned.

@Acts17David @ApostateProphet He’s da goat!

@ApostateProphet Why did you share a picture of two goats?

I will be at the Rally in London this Saturday the 16th! Everyone who cares about free speech should also be there!

@Catholic_bro It’s so great when they correct the Bible.

Im Never deleting this app

@FiatLuxGenesis @RaymondIbrahim5

If they could create their own advanced nations and civilizations, they would have. They couldn't, so now they come to take advantage of your weakness, your moral cowardice, your lack of confidence, & your disbelief. You have been brainwashed to accept discrimination against your own civilization & to allow barbarians to conquer you without a fight because the fight has been classified as intolerance and we all know the biggest sin in the modern viewpoint is "intolerance" of white people. You are expected to allow your own conquest and destruction based on lies about the past. Christianity was the greatest civilizing force in the world. Never before had the vulnerable been explicitly protected. Women and children had equal dignity as human beings. The suffering Savior rose and His resurrection and message of love converted the barbarians and built the most beautiful civilization that ever existed. If you doubt this, then consider why the most evil people in the world, those who hate humanity, are so eager to destroy what was built on the foundation of the risen Christ. Remember who you are! It is NOT intolerant to defend your people, to preserve your civilization. In fact, it must be done. We owe it to our ancestors, the martyrs, and our children to fight the good fight until the end. As in the days of old, a virtuous life and noble death, sainthood, is what is left behind in the minds and stories that live on.

@Judianna A sloth

I’m thinking snail. 🐌

@DefiantLs Let’s outlaw forks, too.

Actor Idris Elba has an idea how to stop knife attacks in the UK. You're gonna want to hear this one.

@PON__AOI__ You can buy a Rosary here with a Papal blessing. vaticangift.com/content/papal-…

教皇様に手紙やメールを送るとロザリオがいただける。と聞いたけど どこに送ればいいのか、どんな言語で書けばいいのかわからないし クーポン券使うの気が引けるタイプの人間なのでロザリオを頂きたいです。なんて書けやしない。 でもレオ教皇様は私がカトリックに通い始めた年の教皇だから欲しい

@tuuu28283 That’s a terrible lie.

アメリカの兄弟達 生ビールに氷いれるってきいたことあるんだけど本当？？ 日本人は入れない人多い！ 入れる理由とかもわかりますか？？

@Vitus_osst Years ago I did. Now that I understand what the Eucharist is, I take it only from the consecrated hands of a Priest, on the tongue, while kneeling. How any lay person would dare handle The Body of Christ is beyond me.

Have you ever received a communion from an extra ordinary Minister

@PaulinusOfTrier Okay. Who’s Rupnik?

I took this photo this morning. They are on the facade of the Rosary Chapel at Lourdes.They are by Rupnik. Rupnik is still alive and so are his victims. These images are a constant insult to the poor people he abused, as well as to St Bernadette and to Our Lady of Lourdes herself

Really? Let’s see.

@ezzyskii I bet all the other 14 year old boys think he’s the cat’s pajamas!

Seth Rogen invented a rolling tray

@pmamtraveller She has double wall eyes.

Inspired by the Veiled Virgin statue, Heidi Klum at the Met Gala.

@pmamtraveller Oooof. Nope.

@UcheMaryOkoli I’m old. I can’t get back up.

To the Catholics who complain about the kneelers being removed in various parishes, is anything stopping you from kneeling on the bare floor?

@HomerPavlos @GadSaad

To be clear. There is no good and bad Islam. There is Islam, and besides being a religion, it is also a political ideology. Its purpose is the destruction and conquest of the whole world. Not just the West, but also Africa, Asia, Australia, literally the whole world. When Constantinople fell, Muslims were declaring Jihad from the City. Jihad was commanding the conquer against the infidels. You are a fool if you think they don’t think about it. They haven’t changed. The last jihad that was declared form Constantinople was in 1914, almost 100 years ago. Any Muslim who tells you otherwise is lying. Islam commands: either you become a believer, a slave or you die. That's why combat-ready young men come illegally to Europe and the Western civilization; otherwise, they would stay in the East and the Muslim countries. Conquest was the goal from the beginning. They can't go in war with the West, so they make their women birth-machines, they kill, they murder, they rape, they steal and they destroy every value in your countries. Resist, or you will disappear; just as every nation who did not fight for its survival disappeared. Act before you go to meet the Sumerians in the abyss of non-existence and become merely a page in the history books. Also, NEVER forget my words: No discussion and debates with the enemy, with those who want you dead or enslaved - you, your women, and your children. No discussion either with those traitors who help their plan. This is important.

@HomerPavlos That’s unfortunate

Odysseus meets the ghost of Achilles in Homer’s "The Odyssey". It is rumored that Elliot Page will play Achilles in the upcoming movie "The Odyssey."