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@RinseHold @Dougmcg1 The business language in nearly every international company in Europe is English.

@Dougmcg1 "entitled me to work live and study in 27 countries" Can you read and write in 27 different languages well enough to compete with locals for work? Because most EU countries have English as second language. This is why free-movement was asymmetrical, not a fair labour exchange.

Had to dive down to Glasgow today for a quick passport. That burgundy one entitled me to work live and study in 27 countries. That blue thing doesnt. Brexiteers and Farage supporters you're fuckwits. Brexit wins eh. 🏆

@supertanskiii He can be bought for about £80 on Cameo, money well spent to watch him make a right cunt of himself.

From now on I’m referring to him as The Cunt of Counting Crypto.

@AndyBurnhamGM Genuinely considering joining Labour if you win. You're the absolute pick for me. The only one in politics who actually has some charisma. It's going to be really tense is this though, but you will have my support if you can pull this off.

I can confirm that I will be requesting the permission of the NEC to stand in the Makerfield by-election. I grew up in this area and have lived here for 25 years. I care deeply about it and its people. I know they have been let down by national politics. Ten years ago, I decided to leave Westminster. Why? Because, after 16 years, I came to the conclusion that our national political system does not work for areas like ours. I learnt this fighting its failure to invest in the Wigan borough, for justice for the Hillsborough families and against its treatment of Greater Manchester during the pandemic. Over the last decade, I have been challenging this failure from the outside and building a new and better way of doing politics. We have built Greater Manchester into the fastest-growing city-region in the UK and put buses back under public control, introducing a £2 fare cap to help people with cost-of-living pressures. However, there is only so much that can be done from Greater Manchester. Much bigger change is needed at a national level if everyday life is to be made more affordable again. This is why I now seek people’s support to return to Parliament: to bring the change we have brought to Greater Manchester to the whole of the UK and make politics work properly for people. Millions are struggling and they need the Labour Government to succeed. It has already made changes to make life better for them in its first two years. After this week, we owe it to people to come back together as a Labour movement, giving the Prime Minister and the Government the space and stability they need as the by-election takes place. I want to recognise the difficult decision taken by Josh Simons and the sacrifice he and his family are making. I have worked closely with him as Mayor on issues like flooding and illegal waste dumping and have seen first-hand how effective he has been. He has put the communities of Makerfield first, made a real difference for them and should take great pride in that. Finally, I truly do not take a single vote for granted and will work hard to regain the trust of people in the Makerfield constituency, many of whom have long supported our party but lost faith in recent times. We will change Labour for the better and make it a party you can believe in again. ENDS

@MissStury @footiefan1964 @ThatTimWalker Give it a little time and I can bet you that 6 to 12 months before the next GE, they will make rejoin part of the policy if they get back in. And... it will work also. I'm not a huge fan of Labour myself, but I'd back them if its on the table.

@footiefan1964 @ThatTimWalker Is that right? Must be why no political party with a sniff of power won’t go near the rejoin question lol

Funny old world.

@juneslater17 I was in the supermarket market earlier and I thought for a moment you had launched your own bread range. But then I realised I had misread it and it actually said "Thick Cut"

Shocking 👇💥

@AndyBurnhamGM @Keir_Starmer @MarkJSewards The right, dont want to know, so stop trying to win them over. Call an EU referendum, campaign to rejoin, or LEAVE OFFICE. It's pathetic that the party is still trying to win over Reform voters and this indecision will open the door to No10 to Farage. I'm out if that happens.

@AndyBurnhamGM VERY disappointing. This decision seeks only to consolidate the views being aired that @Keir_Starmer is paranoid and scared of a leadership challenge. I'm can't vote Labour after this. Which is a shame as @MarkJSewards has done a great job. The PM needs to pick a side.

I am disappointed by today’s NEC decision and concerned about its potential impact on the important elections ahead of us. To whoever is Labour’s candidate and to our members in Manchester and Tameside: you will have my full support and I will be there whenever you need me. 1/2

@LeeAndersonMP_ @reformparty_uk Temu Tories

The Magnificent 7 Come and join @reformparty_uk and the People's Army 👇👇👇 reformparty.uk/JOIN

@SlyForTheRight Bit early to be chasing the dragon isn't it?

🚨 2029. Conservatives win in a landslide. Kemi Badenoch walks into Buckingham Palace, gets the King’s mandate, and takes charge. Reform sulks, hiding their shame after failing to lead, while Labour crumbles. Britain is back. Strong. Conservative. Unstoppable. 💙🇬🇧 #KemiForPM #ConservativeVictory

@andreajenkyns Life in Morley has been immeasurably better since you were booted out. Apologies to the people of Lincoln. What kind of a twat turns up looking like a cross between Worzel Gummidge and Humphrey Bogart expecting to be let in to a grown up conversation?

I am at the Assembly Rooms in Lincoln today to stand up for our residents against the 2,500-acre Fosse Green solar monster. However, despite being your Mayor, I have just been told I cannot speak at this stage because of bureaucratic "Interested Party" rules. ​If the Government thinks they can shut me up, they have another thing coming. I came here today to deliver a clear message to the Planning Inspectorate and the Secretary of State: ​LINCOLNSHIRE IS THE BREADBASKET OF BRITAIN: We produce 30% of this nation's fresh vegetables. You cannot eat solar panels! Covering our prime agricultural land in glass and steel is an act of strategic self-harm. ​OUR HERITAGE IS NOT FOR SALE: This soil has been farmed for generations. It is a sacred trust. A 60-year lease isn’t “temporary”—it’s a lifetime of industrial vandalism. ​SITE-SPECIFIC DEVASTATION: This project will scar the A46 Fosse Way and loom over Witham St Hughs, Bassingham, and Thorpe on the Hill. Our villages deserve protection, not a "solar gold rush" for developer profit. ​SAFETY FIRST: I will not stop raising the alarm about the fire risks of these massive Battery Storage units being placed on our doorsteps. ​My message to Whitehall: Do not let our pleas fall on deaf ears! ​I may have been stopped from the microphone today, but I will not be silenced. I will continue to fight for our farmers, our food security, and our beautiful countryside. I will be back in March at the open floor hearing, ensuring your voice is heard and I will also be submitting a letter of objection. ​Please SHARE this post to make sure our voice is heard! 👇

@Nigel_Farage @TimesRadio The ghost of Clacton and now the ghost of the HOC.

Rather than sit in the Commons and be abused by a failing Prime Minister without any right of reply, I will join @TimesRadio live from 12pm to give my analysis.

@dave43law I would sooner drape my wet bollocks over an electric fence.

No joke - this is circulating 🤣🤣🤣

@Iromg Whinges about snowflakes.... is actually a massive fucking snowflake ❄️

This is actually fucking embarrassing for London - my place of birth. The messaging is offensive .

@Cobratate Were you an absolute wank stain 10 years ago too, or did that develop in the same time span?

Pulling up to my 35 million dollar Pagani penthouse in my 6 million dollar Bugatti because my 5 million dollar Pagani is in Italy being upgraded. 10 years ago, I pulled up to a shared apartment in a Mazda. Never give up.

@Keir_Starmer As someone who voted Labout for the first (and last) time , you can shove this one right up your hole.

Digital ID has the potential to transform our day-to-day lives.

@trussliz There's a lot to unpack here... This is a very.... "You're all two faced snakes, you know who you are. Just me n the kids from now on" type of tweet.

I wasn't just thrown under the bus - I was run over by a fleet of buses - and I know who was driving them!

@Nigel_Farage Happy also to be proved wrong, but like Brexit... the lies and bullshit will wear thin after a few days and you will look just as stupid as every other PM. You're hoping to be elected on a single ticket item of migration. I hope you solve it though, I really do.

@Nigel_Farage To be clear, I'll never vote for you. I think you're a cunt. But I do think you will be the next PM. And I think short term it will work, but long term you'll make an absolute bollocks of it and show your true colours. I'm waiting. Watching. With popcorn ready.

1,000 people are currently joining Reform UK every single day. reformparty.uk/join

@elonmusk @grok why is everyone cancelling Netflix?

Cancel Netflix

@trussliz He wouldn't though would he. You were absolute shite, so let's not pretend otherwise.

He should be so lucky