Fartacus

When did you realise you may be watching the greatest film of all time?

They can’t block ND’s boys up front. Gonna be a long night for aggies

Me playing Mario Kart:

@CallofDuty F3rt3cus#8681757 #VerdanskReplay @CallofDuty

@Fartacus45 @Fartacus45 Looks like there's no record of your service or haven't deployed at least five times on Verdansk. Everyone's story starts somewhere. Verdansk returns on April 3 🪂

Verdansk ❤️🥹 That's it. That's the post.

@MarkLazerus @TheRealCally24 You’re so wrapped up in your own little sob bubble that you can’t see that no one else gives a fuck and just want to watch hockey without dragging politics into it

@TheRealCally24 If you don't think the entire narrative around this tournament has changed because of Trump's rhetoric about the "51st state," then I don't know what to tell you. I hope it's still about Gaudreau for Team USA. But for the larger hockey world, he's been sadly lost in the shuffle.

When did it stop being about Gaudreau? Because Trump called the team or because you said it did? Take a look into the USA room it has and still is about Gaudreau as it should be.

@blakestbanter CarGo vs Bryan Shaw and I’ve got a glove watching from the party deck

If you could watch one matchup of a former #Rockies pitcher against a former Rockies hitter, for 10 AB, who would you choose? We’ll go first.

@Chicago_NFL @AlbertBreer “First question - Tell me where eberflus messed up in his usage of velus and how he was actually a great draft pick who you wouldve turned into a star within your offensive system”

According to @AlbertBreer, Chicago Bears ownership (McCaskeys) wants current GM Ryan Poles to hire the next head coach. “GM Ryan Poles is set up to run point on the search, and I’m told it’s because that’s the way ownership wants it.” 😳

@BarstoolBigCat Give it points by yards. I want to see college kids thinking they can zip in from 25 only to miss by a mile

Major reform for the challenge better be coming

@TheCinesthetic Pretty sure I could do a one man play of The Expendables and not miss a single choked back tear from the Serb Bad Boys monologue @pjgannon3 @Geigman @PrinceGuid

You’re offered $100k to recite 90% of a movie. What movie are you choosing?

@FontanaRegi @Geigman @PrinceGuid @pjgannon3

Arnie did about twenty Japanese commercials in the 80s and 90s, and they're all insane. I'm not sure what product is being advertised here, but I can only presume it's some kind of liquid hallucinogenic.

@RobFoxThree @Geigman @PrinceGuid

Mahomes and Kelce look like the dipshit henchmen in a Jason Statham movie.

@LightsCameraPod Wolf The Dentist Stansson

@MLBDeadlineNews It would also be helpful if they would stop scheduling it during Bill Schmidt’s afternoon nap time

The MLB trade deadline is already elite and the best deadline in sports, but one way it could improve is if MLB Pipeline did their midseason update early enough for it to be published at deadline time. Prospects are such a huge part of the deadline, the updated ranks would rock!

@TheClemReport Damn it. RIP my dogs

@Fartacus45 I’d say a solid 6

Can confirm

@vinlion2 @roadsoda69420 Haha fuck no but I’ll go along with lie if you want to swing on out and hit up a game

@roadsoda69420 Dis tru @Fartacus45 ?!?!?!

i would get arrested at a rockies game

@BarstoolBigCat I’m getting there. When I play I’ll be thinking about Coach Duggs or the Wheel Route and switching back and forth from the recruiting trail to rivalry games

I’m so ready

@MLBPipeline @Rockies @GoYardGoats

"Look up, and say goodbye!" @Rockies No. 6 prospect Zac Veen swats his fourth home run for @GoYardGoats, bringing his OPS to 1.027.

@StoolGametime @Geigman @PrinceGuid @pjgannon3

Me: “Don’t push that team they’re way better than us” That one friend: