Flaze

@socetyhatesjay No way for poor people

went to winner’s chapel today, something compelled me to, attended first service. i didn’t want to attract attention to myself so i decided to go with my 13 pro max instead of my 17 pro max, just to lay low. when i tried to enter the building, there was a spiritual barrier blocking me, i was confused. this has never happened. “am i unclean?” i asked myself. then the pastor yelled “Job 11:14. If iniquity is in your hand, put it far away, and let not injustice dwell in your tents”. i looked at my hands immediately and i understood, God doesn’t accept filth in his house, i was holding a 13 pro max. i got rid of the phone at once, drove home to get my 17 pro max and i was welcomed into the church with a joyous atmosphere.

@chakravartiiin Well, there was enough "Ewww" from Nicki pertaining to Bear, and that's been stomping on his self esteem, also Bear making that bold move and Nicki shields it like Cap's vibranium, would put Bear in the super duper bottom deep friend zone with zero self reflection from Nicki

I know it's a cardinal sin to say this but nikki kinda liked Bear and would've dated him if he asked. Ian knew this and Sarah was jealous of this. That's why this topic was left ambiguous in a ragebait way. Again the movie is not about nikki it's about bear's inaction and the consequences of not having the courage to do the right thing again and again. If bear knew that the wishing willow was real he would've never used it, ever.

@miss_endoweddd @socetyhatesjay Maybe na trenches side you dey

@Flaze001 @socetyhatesjay That one na for your side o

to love me is to show me boobs without me asking

@miss_endoweddd @socetyhatesjay Noodles for noodles, funds for funds

@socetyhatesjay To love me is to send me money without me asking.

@mudleblip @TheDamiForeign Incognito mode

@TheDamiForeign Wetin them dey call am before?

Na TikTok una Dey call am now?

@Flaze001 Leave the nudity for me abeg 💔

At some point, in a few years, Nud!ty would become boring and Decency would become cherished.

@GuyMr10 Dem suppose comot like 10 years from this guy life

See what Nigerians are doing on TikTok

@PeterPorker97 Cap! You're reaching brah

A coisa mais irreal desse filme não é mundo virtual, é os caras acharem que ninguém iria descobrir que segredo pra vencer a corrida era ir de ré. Certamente, Spielberg nao tinha noção dos absurdos que gamers fazem pra descobrir segredos de um jogo.

What's your favorite Movie by Javier Bardem?

@badcommando6666 @silverpenydr @toshine4u You replied exactly my mind...

@silverpenydr @toshine4u the one wey don jazzy send give you neva do?

I got notification on my Opay app lastweek that i can get 2 Million L0an. So yesterday i need just 250k, So i decide to apply so i can take only 300k. Where i was pressing the amount, i never knew that i made mistake and before i know, i saw 2M in my account. Since i need just 300k, i quickly send it out from the 2M to my other account and i called the customer care to withdraw the balance cos i can't pay the interest added to that 2M. The customer care representative is telling me there is nothing they can do. Pls what can I do to avoid paying the huge interest?

@MarioGomez140 @badmezie @FrankDogl @Elon12100 @faithfx001

@badmezie @FrankDogl @Elon12100 @faithfx001 Make them collect am from those tickets wey dey there if e win... I no dey fund, I no dey play again

It is either I boom or I doom 😭😭😭😭🙏🙏 We die here 😭😭🙏

@ishfufu @neogalaxite Yea, that's why Doomsday is doing that to Ironman lol...

@neogalaxite Oh hell no. They can NEVER do that, not after making him so perfectly superman, so sweet, so kind, so GOOD

if for some reason they ever go the evil superman route it would GENUINELY hurt

Your phone is either making you money or distracting you.

@snipafr @bugerkingsoulja @SinhaleseSavage Nahh, anything before Covid was ancient

@bugerkingsoulja @SinhaleseSavage 2019 ain’t as ancient as y’all make it seem

@Ngzoichukwu_1 @simplykaycee411 @UnkleAyo Hmm, that aside you could be a 10/10, Fb for more

@Flaze001 @simplykaycee411 @UnkleAyo It could be worse, I could be 10

Damn, son. This one is heartbreaking. 💔

@Ngzoichukwu_1 @simplykaycee411 @UnkleAyo Adding "rubbish", makes the whole statement worse, are you 12?!

@Flaze001 @simplykaycee411 @UnkleAyo I can comprehend a message, so I'm bright.. unlike you, commenting rubbish

@hdzbav @__mud @Sksj002 Yeah, that's right ewww...ewww theory

@__mud @Sksj002 Ewwwwwwww

One of the wildest theories from Obsession: Nikki isn't just obsessed with Bear... she IS Bear's dead cat. Think about it:- • She hides in corners and watches him sleep. • The way she moves feels almost cat-like. • She waits by the door for him all day. • Her glowing eyes in the silhouette scene mirror a cat's eyes at night. • She literally brings dead things to him, just like cats bring "gifts" to their owners. The theory says that when Bear made his wish at the One-Wish Willow "I wish he loved me more than anyone in the world" his dead cat's spirit was nearby and entered Nikki. After all, who loved Bear more than anyone? His cat. Rewatch the movie with that idea in mind, and Nikki starts feeling less like a person... and more like a devoted pet that became something much darker.

@Ngzoichukwu_1 @simplykaycee411 @UnkleAyo Neither are you bright, to say such

@simplykaycee411 @UnkleAyo You are not very smart

@OfficialJashiin @DukeDarls @Wizarab10 That's one angle tho. You should just prove your point by dealing with her Ex so bad, that both of them would respect your actions. Everyone has their past, only that this one was recorded by one silly ex

@DukeDarls @Wizarab10 It’d have been a disgusting behavior if the video was made while she’d started dating her current man. If you really love your babe, you go treat the ex fokup legally.

Jehovah! 😭😭😭