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@NyShittyNews This is Darwin's evolution

#NYShitty🗽💩; 14-year-old boy killed and 18-year-old critically injured after officials say they fell while “subway surfing” on top of a J train crossing the Williamsburg Bridge in #NYC. PLEASE STOP #SUBWAYSURFING ‼️ ITS NOT COOL‼️

@mufcMPB @NickCecca @_GIFN That source looks extremely dodgy

🚨 JUST IN: Manchester United are close to reaching an agreement with Newcastle for Sandro Tonali. #MUFC [@NickCecca via @_GIFN]

@AdamJoseph Who would be the other 2 then...

£34m+ for Ederson as the ‘#3 CM’, if that’s what Manchester United pull the trigger on, isn’t a bad deal because of his versatility & the needs in other positions. If he’s the Manuel Ugarte replacement, if Mateus Fernandes is the ‘#2 CM’, the whole picture makes more sense.

@WelBeast 7

Rate the new Shakira World cup song on a scale of 1-10.

@jjksyoongss Plus the song is shit

Not one single line about football.

@UnitedStandMUFC @FabrizioRomano So going for the cheap option... that has worked so well before

🚨 Man United believe Sandro Tonali is really expensive at the moment, so the price remains the problem. Ederson is seen as the opposite, as he wants a Premier League move, he's on the market and he's waiting for Man United despite another club enquiring. [@FabrizioRomano, YT] #mufc

@CleansedTweets So basically no place is safe?

There is no fucking way I will ever walk down Manchester high street on my own once it's dark. Add to that; Blackpool, Middlesbrough, Hartlepool, Bristol, Liverpool, Nottingham, Southampton, Bradford, Birmingham, Leeds, Kingston upon Hull, Sheffield, Coventry, Leicester, Sunderland, Stoke-on-Trent, Wolverhampton, Blackburn, Bolton, Portsmouth, Luton, Peterborough, Newcastle upon Tyne, Salford, Oldham, Rochdale, Burnley, Doncaster, Barnsley, Wakefield, Rotherham, Grimsby, Scunthorpe, Derby, Northampton, Plymouth, Bournemouth, Norwich, Reading, Slough, Milton Keynes, Oxford, Cambridge, Gloucester, Cheltenham, Swindon, Basildon, Harlow... ....to name just a few.

@kirawontmiss Have you been to Detroit?

The World Cup is being hosted in North America why is the theme African?????

@ColdColePalmer_ Blame Palmer on having a shit season...

The children's idol remains outside the World Cup. Don't complain when the kids prefer to play Roblox in the future.

@AdamJoseph Is Jorge Mendes the agent?

'Fernandes sees the opportunity to join United as his dream move.. As for United, they believe that a move to Old Trafford is Fernandes' priority.. would be dependent on West Ham's asking price, and he will only be an option should they be relegated.' Manchester United supporters are definitely wanting Tottenham to stay up so that West Ham go down. Said it before, I'll say it again - Mateus Fernandes is the can't miss summer signing. They'll regret it if they don't get him & it's why every big club is looking at him. Relegation to bring the fee down from £70m-£80m to £50m-£60m, with Agent Bruno to the seal the deal.

@T_I_F_G Ronaldinho was only 74?

2002 FIFA World Cup. Brazil. ⚽🎮

@YIMBYman Not Africa, that's Wakanda, you know advanced society

The World Cup is in North America. Canada and Mexico have a lot of culture. The U.S. has arguably the most popular culture anywhere in the world and this bitch decided to make the 2026 World Cup video about Africa?! Lmao

@TheAthleticFC They really know how to waste money on stupid shit

The tension between New York City and New Jersey’s partnership for this summer’s World Cup has taken a new twist, after New Jersey requested that signage be changed so that its name goes in front of New York’s on at least one side of the MetLife Stadium for the World Cup. Work is now underway to adjust the most prominent of the two signs at the stadium to New Jersey New York, rather than New York New Jersey. This sign is the one that fans will see as they exit the New Jersey Transit rail system as the stadium first comes into view. More from @AdamCrafton_ nytimes.com/athletic/73008…

@blue6oy Yeah except Costa Rica didn't qualify

Dan Burn heading up for an injury time corner when we’re 1-0 down to Costa Rica:

@Lea_EFC Even if Everton somehow beat Spurs, can see West Ham dropping the ball and just drawing with Leeds

Premier League Predictions: Brighton 1-0 Man Utd Burnley 1-1 Wolves Palace 1-0 Arsenal Fulham 1-1 Newcastle Liverpool 1-2 Brentford Man City 2-0 Villa 🔵 Forest 1-3 Bournemouth Sunderland 0-3 Chelsea 🔵 Spurs 1 Everton 3 👋🔵 West Ham 2-0 Leeds Get Involved / Thoughts 💭

@mehdirhasan Good job Donny 👏

Kill. Me. Now.

@CleansedTweets Does it actually work 🤔

🇨🇳Traditional Chinese Medicine - Cupping. I 💕this. What is it & what does it do? Cupping involves placing special cups on the skin to create suction. This lifts the skin and underlying tissues, increasing blood flow, releasing muscle fascia, and drawing fresh oxygenated blood to the area. Why People Love It: Pain Relief: Especially great for back, neck, and shoulder tension Improved Circulation: Helps flush toxins and delivers nutrients to muscles Faster Recovery: Popular among athletes for reducing soreness and improving mobility Reduced Inflammation: Can help calm chronic inflammatory conditions Deep Relaxation: Many people report feeling lighter and less stressed after a session Lymphatic Support: Encourages the body’s natural detoxification process In China this is cheap, $15 is some places. I always have the best sleep after having this done. Give it a go.

@EricLDaugh So gay

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump just BROKE OUT into an energetic YMCA dance in New York after a huge week of winning He finished it off with the golf swing and just kept dancing 🤣 47 IS HIGH ENERGY!

@UtdTopCee So yeah pay £30m and he's all yours Trabzonspor

Onana with another penalty save for Trabzonspor

@RT_com "I use my phone to calculate it and the doctors were very impressed, they said in the history of this cognitive test no one has been smart enough to cheat like you sir"

Trump REVEALS insane cognitive test QUESTION he ‘aced’ ‘203… multiply times 9… divide by two… add 1,324… subtract 1,292… multiply by 19 again… What’s the answer, sir?’ ‘I got it RIGHT… doctor said he’s been doing this 20 years — never seen anybody ace it’