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I used a hydrant to put out a whole fire yesterday at work. Yes I’m adding volunteer firefighter to my résumé. Don’t play with meeeeeeee🔥🧯

How are ppl still Trump supporters?? He got rid of the segregation clause. Meaning businesses and establishments ARE ALLOWED TO SEGREGATE WHAT THEY WANT. 52.222-21 was fucking removed

I’m iPhone and my boyfriend is green bubble and it makes me more conscious of my texting lol you can’t edit green bubbles. Still gotta I love shit! I love you* Type ass lol

@brockpierson He’s so annoying lol but boycotting seems excessive.

Do you think people should boycott the restaurants that this man promotes in these videos?

@GNFSULTAN You know how pissed I’d be if society kept bringing up my mans ex. Leave that marriage alone 😂😂😂

Justin Bieber used to smile non-stop & pull Selena Gomez close…👀But with Hailey Bieber the b0dy Ianguage feeIs off TeII me I’m not the only one seeing this😭

@hell_line0 That’s one take. ORRR get better partners. Instead of complaining about it. Go find you a man who is a REAL partner. 🙄 Figure out these kinds of situations before kids and marriage to make sure you both have the same understanding of how our lives are going to go.

There’s a reason so many women start to dread bedtime. It’s not just the dishes or the lunches or the toddler negotiations; it’s knowing that once the house is finally quiet, there’s one more person who thinks they’re entitled to your body. You are starving for sleep, for silence, for someone to say, “You go lie down, I’ve got this.” Instead, you get a sigh, a pout, a guilt trip because you’re “never in the mood anymore.”

@hell_line0 The real enemy is cramps, not each other. Why is there elitism in EVERYTHING now

@hell_line0 How is this a thing??? Girlies stick with girliessss not tampons vs. pads 🙄 do not divide women anymore than we already are.

i love how girls who wear pads could not care less about girls who wear tampons but girls who wear tampons have this weird superiority complex over girls who wear pads..

@ThrillaRilla369 I didn’t 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I'm still trying to figure out how we all got tricked into buying a $300 high school ring.

@KerryCanad49728 @gotrice2024 When was it great before? What year?

@gotrice2024 find a big MAGA magnate to cover the dents!

This ma ordered a new fridge for $1000 from Lowe’s. When it was delivered, the delivery men accidentally dented the right stainless steel panel on the door. The fridge still works great, but there are three unsightly dents. He reached out to Lowe’s and they took $500 off of the total price, so he ended up getting it for only $500. Would you have taken that deal and saved $500 or would you have taken the fridge back and had the give you a new one that was not damaged?

@CharlotteAlter That’s YOUR take. Tell YOUR friends. Or be a better person and communicate “no” and real friends will understand and move on .

My contribution to the dog discourse is that it's rude to ask a dogless person if you can bring your dog to their home. They know what dogs are. If they wanted a dog in their home, they would own a dog. They don't own a dog because they don't want a dog in their home.

@LoudOutside If you are obese…. Hear me out.. Maybe don’t try activities that involve a weight limit. That’s like kids that are too short trying to get on. It’s for your safety.

An influencer has sparked debate by criticizing theme parks for not offering rides that accommodate plus-size guests. Is her argument justified, or do you think theme parks should maintain their current ride standards?

@Saik0Shinigami @kentuckygrl @WallStreetApes Weak or not. 🤷‍♀️ history is history. Didn’t we learn about all the accomplishments of dead presidents and became adults and learned most of them were pretty ass at their job too?

@kentuckygrl @WallStreetApes And while in the Senate she sponsored over 100 bills... and I think something like 4 of them became law? Her average of passed bills is about half that of her peers when comparing first terms. Stats say she got 3% conversion, when norm is 5%. Quite weak overall.

American father shows his daughter is being given indoctrination material at her public school An entire assignment on Kamala Harris, her accomplishment, education, jobs and how great she is Public schools are liberal indoctrination camps. Imagine if this was about Donald Trump

Forever beefing with Stings

@elonmusk can you fund a real life Batman?

i think my purpose in life is to do whatever the fuck i want honestly

Being an adult will have you realizing how weird other adults were to you when you were literally just a child.

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

El día que escuchen a un papá hablar mal de la madre de su hijo, pregúntale cual es la comida favorita de su hijo, de que número calza, cuantas veces lo ha llevado al médico y cuanto aporta para darle una mejor vida.