Gabe Affeldt

@KDTrey5 What’s wrong with Minnesota? No interest in ring chasing at this stage in your career? Rather secure the bag? Or maybe you know something the rest of us don’t.. pls advise

Luka Doncic anytime anyone plays defense. #WolvesBack

JT Orr is not walking through that door, Nico.

“The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results” - Albert Einstein

How I wanted my girl to react to the Luka Doncic trade vs reality

hey @vikings i don’t know if you are taking requests but please do this one next week

Minnesota 🫶🏾

Friend 1: “How many girls are you gonna talk to tonight?” Friends 2-5: “100!” Reality:

Climb to #WorldSeries level in Ranked 9️⃣ and choose between Iván Rodríguez or Nolan Ryan! 📈 Don’t miss out! Live today around noon PT. #MLBTheShow

@JasonKPargin your last name is way too close to Peregrine (Falcon) to be making this joke

"No I can't do thursday, that's my day of falconry with RFK jr and Don Jr"

Yes there is, Tim. It is called the U.S. Constitution. That is exactly what prevents the government from stifling dissent by labeling something “hate speech” or “misinformation.” Yes, I understand, some forms of speech are repugnant, such as expressions of racial bigotry. Problem is, the category of hate speech expands to include everything the censors “hate.” As for misinformation, who decides what is true and what is false? The government? In authoritarian countries, yes, the government. That is why freedom of speech lies at the very heart of democracy.

Ragans vs. Raygun, Mechanics. Ragans is on the left.

Jokic and Westbrook when they both 1 assist away from a triple double

KAT called himself the greatest shooting big man of all time and then walked into dirk’s house and couldn’t throw a marble into the grand canyon

The Bobby Kennedy video Meta doesn’t want you to see, narrated by Woody Harrelson.

Zach Edey gets Javy Baez swinging

Kenny: I love women. I just think they shouldn’t be shooting from our lines. Barkley: I’ll tell you what I wanna shoot. Homeless people. Ernie: Let’s just get to our post-game interview. Shaq (trying to speak Serbian to Jokic): Ni Hao

Cop: Why does your car smell like weed? Me:

I am deep into “Lamar Jackson, save us from Brittney Mahomes and Taylor Swift” TikTok

Thank you @JazzLead @utahjazz