Gary Kaplann

@alfranken @washingtonpost @MSNBC @crampell Catherine was asked if Al Franker's sex molestation escapades at the State Fair gave her concern whether to participate in his podcast, and she replied "Look, he never touched my rear end." Catherine looks out for Catherine.

On The Podcast: @washingtonpost and @MSNBC's Catherine Rampell (@crampell)! Here, Catherine explains how Trump’s immigration policy is going after the wrong immigrants. Listen to the full episode: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/cat…

@alfranken @hmcghee Heather McGhee will go on any podcast. So the host is a sex molester who squeezes women's rear ends at the State Fair? Heather doesn't care about that,... he didn't squeeze HER rear.

This Week on The Podcast: One of my favorite guests, Heather McGhee (@hmcghee), breaks down how and why DEI has become such a focus for Trump and his allies. We also discuss the appalling ICE raids in Los Angeles and around the country. Listen to the episode: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/hea…

@NancyJacob33195 @alfranken Are you stupid?? Squeezing women's rears at the State Fair is no joke, it's sex molestation, duh?

@alfranken You resigned over a joke. He should be expelled immediately. #ExpelMikeLee

Proud of my former staffer, Ed Shelleby, for calling out Sen Mike Lee’s despicable tweets about the assassination of Melissa and Mark Hortman. This is beneath his office and Lee should apologize.

@alfranken Al's the icon for behaving beneath one's office, so he should know. It seems Al chose to forget he left his office in disgrace after getting caught "unintentionally" squeezing women's rears at the State Fair? He let down everyone he knows, and carries the shame of a sex molester.

@CSueHB @alfranken @dpakman Are you kidding? Lots of idiots like you vote for sex molesters if they are Democrat sex molesters. Shame on you!

@alfranken @dpakman Did your political career end when you resigned in Minnesota?

This Week on The Podcast: Political Commentator David Pakman (@dpakman) joins us to discuss the news out of Washington and what has shocked him the most about Trump’s second term. Listen to the episode: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/you…

@alfranken @dpakman Has David Pakman ever conspired with Al to work in tandem tag-team to accidentally squeeze woman's tushies? Minnestotans have the right to know...

@alfranken @TheAtlantic AL: So long dear. I'm off to the State Fair to walk around. MRS. FRANKEN: You're not off to accidentally touch some young rear ends again, are you?! AL: Nope. I'm going to watch the cattle weigh-in. MRS. FRANKEN: You lying sack of crap. Go to your room, now! AL; Yes dear.

On The Podcast: @TheAtlantic’s George Packer on VP JD Vance’s unorthodox rise to power. Here’s Packer on Vance’s sudden shift to becoming an “aggressive, taunting culture warrior.” Listen to the full episode: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/geo…

@ericswalwell Has Swawell had any success treating his big FARTING PROBLEM? What a drag it must be working in that office.

Reading is fundamental!

@alfranken @TheAtlantic George Packer would demonstrate more integrity if he criticized Al's squeezing women's rear ends at the State Fair rather than participating in Al's podcast to criticize Vice President Vance. Perhaps George isn't repulsed by sexual molestation. Perhaps he's an opportunist creep?

@alfranken Did Ed point out that Al let everyone down with his sick sexual molestation of women at the State Fair? Maybe Ed just overlooks how Al brought an end to the staff's jobs and instead laughs about what fun it all was? I suspect Ed is still Al's yes-man, so I'll pass on listening.

This Week on The Podcast: a BEST OF! My friend and former Senate Communications Director, Ed Shelleby, tells behind-the-scenes stories of our time working together. It's a different kind of show this week, but one I know you'll enjoy. Listen to the episode: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bes…

@JebraFaushay The vast majority of voters were intelligent enough not to vote for this stupid, lazy person.

@alfranken @Dahlialithwick Dahlia is too beautiful to be a political podcast guest.... nope, actually she's not attractive at all. Just kidding! Dahlia does herself no favors going with that pioneer settler hairdo. Maybe she'd like it if Al accidentally squeezed her rear??

On the Podcast: The brilliant @Dahlialithwick, host of the Amicus podcast, on the judicial pushback against the Trump administration. Here Dahlia illustrates just how many courts have ruled against Trump, including judges he appointed. Listen to the full episode: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dah…

@RabbiShmuley Rabbi Shmuley lost all my respect for him 30 years ago when he blabbed to ExtraTV about conversations he had with a synagogue member who's new wife was cheating with Jerry Seinfeld. The man went to Shmuley for spiritual guidance. Shmuley looked gleeful getting on TV. I

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@alfranken @Dahlialithwick Dahlia is one of those people who don't care if Al's sexual molestation victims at State Fair got their rear ends violated by Al's creepy fingers.... just don't touch her rear end and Dahlia doesn't care. Dahlia being out for Dahlia is a common theme with her. A selfish woman

@alfranken Al's sexual deviance would repulse the Popes... old and new. Al thinks it's okay to squeeze a gal's rear end at the State Fair provided he pretends it was "accidental". What a creep!

Finally a Pope who knows how to throw a baseball!

@ChrisCuomo Fredo lost his facade of confidence when Moe Green took a big one in the eye. Now he would wear his fear and self contempt openly until his own departure.

This is what passes for pushback in Maga land… Lol

@alfranken @RBReich AL: I wish I was 5'1" tall . . . ROBERT: Why would you say that?! AL: Well, looking at you, I see all the fun you could have at the State Fair "accidentally" bumping your nose into young ladies tushies.

On the Podcast: Robert Reich (@RBReich), political economist and former Labor Secretary, on just how bad things are and what we need to do about it. Here, Reich points out who will actually pay for the tariffs: American consumers. Listen to the full episode: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rob…

@alfranken @RBReich Is it true that Al and Robert enjoyed days visiting the State Fair together? Too creepy to even consider . . .

@ChrisCuomo Fredo is considered the weak son of Don Corleone, but Fredo would never discuss his weakness with anyone. He convinced himself he was quite strong because of his close proximity to Moe Green, transferring Moe's strength to himself by association. Fredo did not see clear reality

Thoughts?

@alfranken Unlike Al Franker's plan, which was to THROW AWAY his career, his future, his legacy, his identity and the respect of his family all in one day??! Al Franken is now a disgraced loser.

“Ukraine Told to Surrender?” So, THAT was Trump’s plan for ending the war in Ukraine in one day?