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A French man orders a burger and thinks he's Andy Warhol

@Wilson76915391 @ElectionMapsUK @Kantar_UKI Lol

Westminster Voting Intention: CON: 40% (=) LAB: 33% (-4) LDM: 11% (+1) GRN: 6% (+1) RFM: 3% (+1) UKIP: 2% (+1) Via @Kantar_UKI, 18-22 Feb. Changes w/ 21-25 Jan.

And then without warning you remember once standing in a queue for an hour waiting for Will Self to sign your copy of the ‘Book of Dave’

@philosophybites Jean-Luc Nancy

Who is the most overrated philosopher of all time?

@Andrew_Adonis Don’t you literally tweet this every week

Aerated capital flows

London City most ambient airport

@meretrivia ‘Daft’ ‘pretentious’, ‘insufficient depth of character’, ‘too much critique’, ‘animal photos best bit of life online’ - it can only be the Nu-Statesman!

@SwanBrandUK Mmm looks yummy, nothing like a chicken and leek pie! Just out of interest how many servings does this give? Leftovers aren’t really an option 🥺 because our Swan fridge is broken and the customer service are of no use whatsoever - so would need to eat it all in one go!!

VEGAN CHICKEN & LEEK PIE Now this looks so delicious😋 For the full recipe visit instagram.com/fortheutterlov…

@SwanBrandUK Wow!! I wish I could say the same for my kitchen, alas the surfaces are covered in defrosting perishables and the contents of our former Swan fridge, whilst the Swan customer service team spuriously denies our warranty policy applies! Do better.

Wow 🤩 How amazing does this kitchen look that features our Nordic Digital Microwave and 2 Slice Toaster 📷instagram.com/our_hanbury_hi…

@Ericka31443431 @SwanBrandUK Looks like this is part of a pattern! We are also experiencing terrible (obstinate) customer service 🤧

@SwanBrandUK failing to replace faulty/damaged goods. Awaiting further correspondence from the company's CEO Rob Wileman

@SwanBrandUK (tweeted on behalf of my apoplectic mother) our food is rotting and grandma’s medicine is GOING OFF; when will you help us fix this fridge? My DMs are OPEN

@rolandbarfs C’mon - better than California Split (Gould)??

Today is the 1st day that Biden has chosen not to cancel all student debt.

Some of y’all be forgetting real fast.

Can the funk soul brother speak?

“Europe is not my centre. Why be a sunflower and turn towards the sun? I myself am the sun.” -Sembene Ousmane

That word doesn’t mean what you think it means

Deplatform everyone – blank slate the tl