AJ 🏝🗺

@markymark_II I got engaged last week…to my brother’s best friend. Known him all my life. He was my ‘first love’ when I was in my teens. Turns out I was his too! So funny how life works out ☺️ but it was obviously meant to be….eventually 😂

@markymark_II 😂😂😂.

You’re really going to do us like that? Not even a TOMORROW NIGHT ?! I’m pissed 😂 #LoveIsland

Tasha’s speech interpreted into English: MoneymoneymoneymoneyGIMMETHEMONEYmoneymoneymoney #LoveIsland

Tasha hearing that Luca told Gemma he loved her #LoveIsland

@markymark_II Yes the U.K. ones have been and gone - had a fab time but definitely need a long haul beach holiday soon! ☺️ Budapest is in October 😁 I can’t wait! It’s been on my list for YEARS! I shall keep you updated 😃 x

@GetawayObsessed Well I was going to ask about your trips, I knew you had some uk ones and Budapest, when is Budapest ? September? You’ll love it 😍 It’ll be nice to see what you do and where you get to 😁 x

Not a massive, huge fan of Beyoncé (can’t ignore she’s a legend) but this new song, the early 90’s dance (amazing) and the lyrics…they make me love her for being so relatable and I’ll eventually love her for making me quit my job and being homeless 😂🤣

@markymark_II 😂😂 oh a calf as well! Even better! I think I’ll just move in now, sod waiting for an eviction! Yes please do share pics ☺️ I have Budapest in a few months but nowhere exotic lined up - need to sort that ASAP!! 😔 x

@GetawayObsessed I don’t expect you to be up at Dawns crack, you’ve told me which side you like your bread buttered 😂😂Yeah we’ll get some moo moos in there, maybe a calf or two. Thanks I’ll hopefully be able to share some photos of it 😎 x

@markymark_II Yep 9 days is such a drop in the ocean in the grand scheme of things! I’m really pleased for you 😃 Aww cows 💚 yes please. Just don’t expect me up at Dawn’s crack to see to them 🤣 x

@GetawayObsessed I know, I’ve only had to wait 2 years for it, so I’m sure I’ll hang on for 9 days 😉😂 oh and thank you 😁 As it’s you I can arrange some cows to be nearby and keep the smelly hay down to a minimum. 😂😂 x

@Petra_Kvitova @Wimbledon You were brilliant today! Already looking forward to Saturday! Have a well earned rest now 😊

Ufffff 😀 See you Saturday! @Wimbledon

@markymark_II Ahh how lovely! I hope you had an amazing time ☺️ Bali!? Gorgeous!!!! Only 9 days too, that will soon come around for you 😎☀️ the barn, you say?! Will I have animals for company, at least!? Or just smelly hay? 😅 x

@GetawayObsessed Hiya. Aww I’m good thanks. We had a family holiday to Portugal in June which was amazing and I’m off to Bali in 9 days so it’s all go. Let me know if you do get evicted I’m sure we could put you up, in the barn 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️😉😂😂 x

@markymark_II Hi Mark! 😃 Yes all good thanks, how have you been? No eviction as yet 🤪 hope all is well 😊 x

@GetawayObsessed I miss talking to you, hope you’re well and life’s being king. Despite the eviction. 😂x

@F1 Hope the traffic warden wasn’t patrolling 😂

😬😬😬 #CanadianGP #F1

@Amethysta79 And that’s putting it politely 😂

@GetawayObsessed She’s a knob lol

England commentary is not the same without our Clive #HUNENG

@lexrees I thought I heard this too - came to Twitter to search for back up 🤣 this is going to be a long game 😂

40s into the Channel 4 coverage, referred to as “Trent Alexander-Arsenal”

People.

@markymark_II 😂😂 tbh I’m not really a fan of toast, so you’re safe with that one 😂 I think any sort of booze in food is a waste isn’t it!! It belongs in a glass, only! No food for me, going to bed in a minute 😊 but after this conversation, my God, breakfast will be epic 😂

@GetawayObsessed Until it arrives my I suggest a toasting fork 😂😂 oh there I go again with the food.🤷🏼‍♂️😂 Sticky beer ribs, yeah I can see that being a dish, although it’s still a waste of beer as far as I’m concerned 🙈😂 Anyway what you having to eat ?? 😋

It’s such an emotional rollercoaster reading my spam inbox. Absolutely elated to have won £500 vouchers for not one, but for four supermarkets, awarded £33,000 in Bitcoin (fab!), then the horror and shame of being advised that I need a larger penis. 😞