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SGA’s signature move is the offensive foul push off into a pump fake that gets the defender in the air that he then jumps into them and ends up at the free throw line. He gets them every time.

@wigger Neptune endorsed. Why be emo bro. W t hell

@jetneptune_ lemme look up your email. If we missed an email we'll make up for it. Urgent

I hope you accept me for who I’ve grown to be, but if you don’t, it was nice knowing you Excited for this next chapter in my career See you on stream! -🥜

youtube.com/shorts/t59j47d… @jetneptune_ @fishtankclip @fishtankislive @FishtankFunnies @wigger @CATXSCAN

So Harden, Kobe, Shaq, and KD weren’t good enough to win multiple MVPs but SGA is. Ok lol

I have to apologize to Thunder fans I was so wrong about SGA he’s an even bigger fraud than I thought 😭

@superhandles2 @jetneptune_ which email is yours. Wanna look at whether we sent the order. Urgent

5036447378 why’d Hyde block pimpin. Top ten endorsement in Johnce folklore

SGA won MVP in back to back years without being the best player in the world in either year.

@BrutalAsBucs @BarryOnHere every single person that follows him. Including yourself

@BarryOnHere The funniest thing is that there are people that follow Barry unironically and think his takes go hard 😂

LeBron James won 2 rings without Dwyane Wade Dwayne Wade won 0 rings without LeBron James

Who cares if Helen of Troy is played by a black chick? It’s an obscure story nobody would even know about without the movie exposure Christopher Nolan gives it. Please stop pretending like they’re ancient poems that outlasted empires, plagues, book burnings, and total cultural resets.

@TABYTCHI Is English your first language. At all

@jetneptune_ heard you endorsed us pimpin. Is it on YouTube tryna repost

@TABYTCHI Hahhahahhaaahahaahahaaa @wigger

If blacks were smart enough to come up with a slur profane enough to actually offend Whites, they’d say it all the time.

@TABYTCHI Hahahahahahahahahaa you guys are a walking insult already. To yourselves

Least valuable MVP winners since 1997 (based on team's Net Rating with player off court): 1) 2011 Rose (+6.1) 2) 2025 SGA (+5.7) 3) 2018 Harden (+5.2) 4) 2026 SGA (+4.2) 5) 2019 Giannis (+3.2) Checks out.

@BarryOnHere Hahahahhahahahahhahahaahhaaa took a turn back to Brady. Hahahahahahahaahahaaa

Drake haters everywhere trying to pretend Drake didn’t just drop a classic.

You'll say, "Russell doesn't have the stats & the competition, and Kareem wasn't the best player for half his rings" Oh, so now you care about individual stats and being the 1st option for your rings. Interesting. So why rank Kobe ahead of LeBron? Why is LeBron not the GOAT? Best peak, best longevity, best competition, won every ring as the 1st option. Oh, you just don't like LeBron? Yeah, that sums it up.