Notso Smart

The fastest player in the league. #ISFLsim

Might be time for a vacation on North Sentinel Island. #ISFLsim

Massage guns. They do the lords work. #ISFLsim

If you own a Mac, you probably overpaid. #ISFLsim

Apparently you're supposed to lubricate a treadmill. Good info to have 12 months ago. #ISFLsim

Microfibre cloths are the best cloths. That's all. #ISFLsim

Damn, ya'll see those Romana dudes in the SSL? #ISFLsim

There's a time and a place… #ISFLsim

Cash me outside howbow dah?! #ISFLsim

Just took a cold shower. That basically makes me Wim Hof. #ISFLsim

You ever just stop and ask yourself how this all happened? #ISFLsim

What I don't understand is, who's paying for all these tweets? Who's the sponsor and why don't we have to let people know? #ISFLsim

Crazy to think that it's April already. #ISFLsim

April Fools! No Tweet today. #ISFLsim

You have to get to the spot to make the play. Invest in speed, yo'! #ISFLsim

We over did it. Now we do nothing. #ISFLsim

We walk and then we walk some more. #ISFLsim

We run and then we run some more. #ISFLsim

20 McNuggets and a sweet chilli chicken wrap. The food of champions. #ISFLsim

Feed me. No, really. Our team Chef is on strike. #ISFLsim