Godfrey B. Tumusiime

@Christophert00 No, what was special there?

Did you go to church today guys??

If all @Arsenal fans used the energy exhibited in the last few days to push out the dictatorship in Uganda, they would have succeeded. #FreeKizzaBesigye

@roxie_ug He is an enabler of Network Corruption

Politics aside, Bebe Cool has a very big heart. 💚 Ever since he built a house for that kid, I nolonger feel the same about him fr.

@kirya_ug Who cares anyway

But does Arsenal know about the existence of these Ugandan fans?

@KuleRonaldMbing @BalaamBarugahar Chances are high he maybe appointed a fool minister

Most incompetent minister @BalaamBarugahar whose work is to bum lick museveni and his son muhoes, what are your academic qualifications Sir?

@FrankTumwebazek Olimba Arsenal fans are self made and they have been feasting the entire week

Stress in the morning! Imagine getting an early morning call and one asking to "kindly help". What help ? Not buying coffee seedlings, not poultry feeds ,nothing. But asking a contribution towards their mbaga (celebration/party) for arsenal . Very annoying We need a serious mindset change!

From the archives

Another court martial somewhere in Tz

@KaberukaJa77341 Royals don't fight for positions, remain a royal please

I have grown through the ranks in the NRM from a village Youth C/P, Sub County Councilor, District & then Member of Parliament. I am royal and a commited cadre of the party and that's why I request CEC to consider me as the most suitable person for Dept Speaker of Parliament!

@JonahRuhima And we don't deserve another Museveni brother

You just have to love this man! Sad Uganda will never have another M7.

Omwinazi noha?

I wanna learn how to take coffee. I am told there is a budget for learning to drink coffee on Uganda's public purse. Any plugs hook me in @MwesigyeFranks

“@UOXUganda family, the stage is set and the ceremony is underway. For photos and videos, check @PacificEventUg_ for the link and relive the memories. #@PacificEventUg

@cynthiechoco @AndrewMwenda @RebeccaKadagaUG Do you also believe Mwenda?

So, @AndrewMwenda is claiming that @RebeccaKadagaUG went to a witch doctor to try and have the First Family killed, along with Anita Among. We need to come up with better, tangible solutions to end bad leadership, guys. Witchcraft is not the answer in this day and age.

@CanaryMugume @nbstv Did you ask her how she influenced her becoming declared a winner in Masaka

This weekend on #NBSFaceOff, I speak to MP Justine Nameere Nsubuga. She’s an interesting character, I quizzed her on her public wars with politicians, her close relationship with President Museveni, and her early (or rather rushed?) endorsement of AAA. Sunday 6pm | @nbstv x.com/nbstv/status/2…

BREAKING: Uganda has confirmed three new cases of Ebola, bringing the total number of infections in the country to five, the Health Ministry has confirmed. trib.al/9VebQKU 📺 Sky 501 and YouTube

@ZeeroBrain They should be Muslims or ndiga za kayanja. You those people assume they are Deputy Jesus when it comes to alcohol

Beer brand managers nowadays don't even enter Kafunda and suprise anyone they find drinking their brand with some free beer. They don't even drink the brands they are managing.

Network Corruption New term coined by Prof @baryamureeba

I have had the benefit of listening to that video of Mwenda about alleged witchcraft by Becky. Ever since he purported to have evidence about @kizzabesigye1 I stopped taking him in high esteem.

@norbertmao @newvisionwire Okay, granted, you said it first before Otto did the copying. In terms of percentage, what are the chances of you becoming the next speaker of Parliament?

This is a low brow copycat attempt to recycle something I said long ago when the @newvisionwire interviewed me about Betty Nambooze’s “Bad DP” campaign to discredit the party leadership. I answered that her ‘chances of leading DP is as good as her chances of becoming Miss Uganda’. But original thinking is not for everyone. Most people stop at inductive and deductive reasoning but some of us venture beyond and go into abductive reasoning (that is the ability to see what lies in the empty spaces between dots). That is why several weeks ago I was the only one able of see the former Speaker as an “outgoing” Speaker. No amount of deductive and inductive reasoning could lead to that conclusion.